that a snake goes inside my ass while im taking a shit on toilet

its ur kid, take it with hands and let it sleep in ur bed

clowns

And when you're down here with me, YOU FLOAT TOO!

Coulrophobia – fear of clowns (not restricted to evil clowns)

i actually really like clowns, especially female ones, i'd totally fuck a female clown.

with this soundtrack :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFuCPVnukiY

Thanks for the info. If (I) ever need to torture you, i'll know exactly how.

Personally, if anyone wants to torture me... i'm deathly afraid of very attractive naked women. Showing me their breasts will definitely bend me to your will.

LMAO@FAG

and that is why you are not on my black list. also i just spit all over my screen.

meanwhile, have some HEAVY training:

you find that attractive?

I don't mind ridiculously massive tits even if it's not a requisite, but how can that butterface be ever attractive.

Also, I remember another girl, pretty old aswell, that had bigger tits than that. How can she have the world record?

edit: Found her name: Chelsea Charms.

The realization about how vast the universe is, compared to how insignificant I am and how pointless life is.

But right after thats comes how awesome everything is, so it works both ways.

I don't know how you can fear things and situations when nothing you do matters and nearly no one cares. Even death means nothing.

http://www.suicidenote.info w00tw00t :D

imagine the taste of wood on my tongue

whose wood?

you dont eat icecream on a stick?

i did and do, but thinking about licking the last dry part is horrible

HAHA

I have that same shower curtain thing, but I open it like a boss every day.

My weird thing is out of date food, or food that has been left out too long, cover that shit up and put it in the fridge ffs. Puts me right off eating it.

Swallowing pills

Fear of suffocation when swallowing whole pills and shit i cant chew on to smaller pieces.

Going to sleep

Fear of falling asleep, fear of dying while asleep/not being able to wake up anymore.

fffffffuu I struggle to swallow aspirin, let alone any serious stuff.

I usually put the pill in a glass of water and hammer it during 5 minutes with a spoon, the taste is horrible but it does the job.

Fear of motherfucking heights. The annyoing feel everytime I look down from a ledge when somewhere high. Don't have problems seeing people in high positions though. Also have a "fear" of insects as in I don't like seeing them crawl around me, especially indoors (I'll slaughter them immediately).

and throw them outside to serve as an example to others what will happen to them if they trespass.

I FUCKING HATE VELCRO. THE SOUND OF THE TEARING. AND I HATE FILING MY NAILS, THAT SHIT GRINDING SOUNDS AND FEEL, MY GOD WTF

File your nails wtf man?

Just clip them and deal with the snags.

that's what i do, but if i hear or see someone else filing their nails it makes me shudder

I hear that, I used worked in a spa as a towel boy and I'd have to watch people use pumice to grind foot calluses away. Was always waiting for them to go too deep and blood to start coming out.

makes me shudder as well but you get used to it after a while. ^^

how about someone writing on a chalkboard running out of chalk and scratching his fingernails on the board?

I have no FEAR!!!11



Sometimes i just wonder what if aliens come and take over the world, right now! what will i do?
its a real possibility..

... chew bubblegum and kick ass?

Horse masks.



Real horses are fine, but horse masks are just fucking creepy.

lmao wtf is that movie

i don...

bizarre vid, nice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBxskLm4ILA

what about rabbit masks?

Nope, not creepy. Horse masks just look too... right.

A classic innit :)

http://www.ragemaker.net/images/Surprised%20-%20Amazed/Gasp.png

Sadako

When eating something with a fork, i always get this metallish afterthought, if i accidentally happen to bite the fork whilst eating.

does that lead to a tic-like behavior caused just by the possibility of doing it? that's what i get a lot :D i guess ill jump out out of the window in my mid 30's just cause it will be open, you know

Yeah.

wet wool... chewing on wet wool

aggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wet wool

chewing on wet wool!

I wholeheartedly despise that long lasting abominably icky feeling after cutting my fingernails.

humans; I wish we all were robots.

¬¬

telefrags

SURINAM TOAD

people smacking their lips while eating... changes whatever mood im in to absolutely freaked out and pissed off instantly

Wow.. me too :p

People who suckle on their fingers and make the little noise after eating something sticky or w/e. Just disgusts me so much, guess it reminds me of our ape times, pre-evolution. I'll cringe or tell them not to do it and sometimes they get upset :)
Also I have a fear of failure, which is sometimes great cause I study stuff a lot before practising it, but on the other hand it can make me give up easily when its not going how I want. I guess I'm also afraid of doing something that I might regret, that people might hate me for in the future, but I'm realising that this feeling itself could be one of those things anyway :)

hmm .. also niggers jews and arabs annoy me 99% of the time - should be nuclear-wasted.

I was almost sure we were soul brothers until the last statement.

:-------------E

it was too serious for esr until then Xd

dude racism is a crime, thats what black people do

AH! So this is why the guy I share bathroom with took away the curtain without really explaining it. Only fear that influences me is against wasps. Whenever one is nearby, all my attention will be directed at that motherfucker.

Man, I don't know, I need a list of some kind to see whether I have stuff or not. Wiki \o/

What was this thread about again? I guess uncommon phobias would be the most interesting... HM! Guess I have mild cases of Phonophobia, Scopophobia, Telephone phobia, and Erythrophobia (how does one get through that video without blushing? rofl).

Don't know how uncommon those are though. Since they have names, I probably only have trivial phobias :((

http://www.filhotedepombo.com/2009/08/sabe-aq...ue-da.html

I dont know what they are or how the fuck you cant get it but it sure does freak me out :D

that freaks me out too... and makes me feel sick :s

The vids where they remove these are more fun to watch.

looks lively inthere

Electrical stuff like this http://electrocutionattorney.files.wordpress....ormers.jpg
not sure why but freakes me out a bit when i see it.

and also "that a snake goes inside my ass while im taking a shit on toilet"

Watching Chance play quake.

made my day

Mustaches.

I think any grown man (or woman) who wears a well trimmed thick mustache has a major mental disorder and it freaks me out and makes me uncomfortable.

You must be terrified of gay men.

that and German dictators too perhaps :)

dr phil

what about goatee? >:o

goatees are allowed but not with a suit :D

I usually get extreme sense of fear when there is a lot at stake in my life. I mean, I did not mind working on an ICU for 9 Months seeing dead people i.e. people that bled out, extremely overweight people that I would even help to re-animate, or standing next to someone waiting for him to die because he has no family.

So I would say, expecting positive feelings and not getting them is my fear, I would say. I cannot describe it entirely but my heart raises and all sorts of shit goes on when I feel my life could go worse/or this interview is exactly what is going to change how I am. I dunno. I can also eat everything, I'm not afraid of any particular animals or w/e. I can also lick ice cream - I usually chew on the wood that is left-over.

I do not like to sleep with my head sticking out i.e. I put the blanket over my head and you only see my face. I think I am afraid of some monster that rips of my head when it sees it. I dreamt that those were in my room when I was younger and they would simply get me once they saw my head hence the cover up.

Are you a german me?

turns out quakers are a bunch of disturbed crybabies. how unexpected.

Porcelain.

there were those weird guys having sex while wearing those gigantic bears and wolfs masks and clothes
i thought what if some real animals get in, would they know to make the difference?

the images going on on discovery channel with those huge toy clothes doing their rhytmic moves (name of the documentary was weird sexual behaviours smth like that) looked like a f* nightmare

I am not a homo hater, if guy a likes guy b, great for them.

But when i see a guy kissing another guy, i get instant nauseous. It disgusts me. On the same subject, nieces freak me out too.

uhhh......

so you're just homophobic then

So now we're supposed to like watching guys kiss? :)

You're supposed to not be shocked and not be disturbed/nauseous/whatever like what visje was saying.
"Enjoying" it or not is another story though.

Well, I'd be pretty shocked if I saw a guy having sex with a goat. Same goes for this.

so you're just walesphobic then

you think all men are goats? I don't disagree that some are but still

No, I think sexual fetishes and practices generally straying from the norm can confuse/shock/disgust me.

If i see 2 guys kiss or 2 ugly/fat/old girls kiss, i heave. If i see 2 hot girls kiss i get hard.

Natural reactions.

u closet faggot

hardly in the closet since he said many times he enjoys a dick in him.

I don't like to see anyone kiss really, and to see a guy kiss a guy. No thanks.

I don't like staring at people kissing either, but if I just happen to see them it's ok, be it men, women or a mix of the two.

Nothing beats elephants kissing though (between themselves I mean), so, so cute <3
(yes they really do, and for the same reasons as we do but not only between lovers though)

Agreed, and also agree on the elephants, got lot of respect for them ;)

Big insects or spiders. I saw this big spider take on a cricket and win in Greece, really disturbed me :S

Apparently it was a wolf spider; it did sprint along the ground incredibly quickly; and then proceeded to eat it, I couldn't even watch that part....eugh.

So any spider of this sort of size and I get uncomfortable:
http://www.eurospiders.com/Greek_spiders.htm

Also wood wasps, had to deal with several nests; relative to the "normal" wasps we have here in the UK they are fucking massive and they are even more aggressive.

So yeah, good'ol creepy crawlies get me quite unnerved :S

some spiders come at night and take liquid from your eyes

sleep well!

I just did a full 15 sec google research on this, it is not true tears are too salty! we can sleep again yay!

that is what the boogieman wants you to think

Well i have 1 arm paralyzed and sometimes i somehow sleep on my other arm where when i wake up its sort of paralyzed aswell
fortunatly just for a min or so

but man thinking both are paralyzed freaks me the fuck out everytime

You play quake at all?

Yea

http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/statistics/SunTzu


im no pro but i have fun tomuch Fable latelty tho haha

How does that work? How do you play?

i'm guessing alot of mouse buttons

points @ config ^^

I still have no idea.

bind TAB "+scores"
bind SPACE "+moveup"
bind + "sizeup"
bind - "sizedown"
bind / "+movedown"
bind 1 "weapon 1"
bind 2 "weapon 2"
bind 3 "weapon 3"
bind 4 "weapon 4"
bind 5 "weapon 5"
bind 6 "weapon 6"
bind 7 "weapon 7"
bind 8 "weapon 8"
bind 9 "weapon 9"
bind = "sizeup"
bind _ "sizedown"
bind c "weapon 9"
bind d "dropweapon"
bind e "+button2"
bind f "dropflag"
bind g "+button3"
bind h "+chat"
bind q "weapon 5"
bind r "weapon 7"
bind s "dropweapon"
bind t "messagemode"
bind y "messagemode2"
bind PAUSE "pause"
bind UPARROW "+forward"
bind DOWNARROW "+back"
bind LEFTARROW "+moveleft"
bind RIGHTARROW "+moveright"
bind CTRL "+attack"
bind SHIFT "+speed"
bind F1 "vote yes"
bind F2 "vote no"
bind F3 "readyup"
bind F11 "screenshot"
bind MOUSE1 "+attack"
bind MOUSE2 "+moveup"
bind MOUSE3 "+zoom"
bind MWHEELDOWN "weapprev"
bind MWHEELUP "weapnext"

Basicly just switch between mouse and keys alot
and trying to keep most keys @ arrows to have mouse close by

sounds impossible and most likely not ideal but i have played ~5 years now like this
its kinda weird how i got into quake tho lol but i just like the game and i play for fun losing is no biggy

since QL im allready amazed i won 10 duels out of 66 lol
tho i dont understand how i sometimes and up in tier 4 hah

Couldn't you just play with a 5-button mouse? A variation on tox's movement keys. (mouse1/mouse 2 fwd/back | switch weapons with scroll | mouse4 fire, mouse5 jump). Strafe keys aren't needed if you can turn with the mouse.

If you only played CA you could get away with rl/rail only, switching weapons with scroll would be much easier.

You could also look into http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_co...ce_devices , that could probably give you a few extra keys (controlled by eye movement or jaw clenching).

he could also bind +strafe to mouse3 so that when he holds it and turns the mouse he can move sideways without turning, though I'm not even sure you can move the crosshair up and down when you do that

Oh man, that sucks. The advice about buying a mouse with lots of buttons is great (though not all games even today support all the buttons), good luck.

Buy that razer with a numpad and try to play with it maybe it will help.

If you ever do try playing with just a mouse tell us how it works for you.

i have given it a try but it will take a long time to lpay like that
now im even worse then i was before it haha

its also a big strain on the wrist only mouse

you could get foot pedals, like a racing controller. but I guess mouse- only like those rts mice from razer or whatever would work best

Social interaction. It sends chills down my spine

animals that shouldnt be there...i dont care about spiders etc but in college my mom said to see if something had gone in the kitchen then when i walked in there was a hedgehog...screamed like a little girl

also hate the smell of crisps

edit: also...doesnt 'freak me out' but i go into paranoia mode when alone & hear random noises e.g. downstairs and hear what sounds like footsteps from upstairs then slowly open the doors of all rooms upstairs to find nothing

I don't like old bathrooms. Anything from late 90s onwards is okay tho.

at least if u're gonna shit ur pants u're in the right place

piano falling out of some truck on the road and crashing into me

and stray bullets

basically any random shit that hurts or kills you just because you are at the wrong place, wrong time

That is something that crosses my mind from time to time, and I'm Australian and there are very few guns floating about our society.

identical twins

girls

Having to handle raw meat ,even if its just for 5 seconds.Hate that shit.

How on earth do you cook?

lol obviously I have to handle raw meat when I am preparing it for meals , but I do not like it.

lol I bet you won't ever make meatballs in your life :P

Ever had a steak tartare? it's ridiculously good

Fuck yes!

So you can't polish your peuter for more than 5 seconds?

Haha .Stroking the salami

ponytails on men

what about redheads?

god no! :D

you'd be handsome with a ponytail and a goatee though <3

i'd look somewhere between a sex offender and the average starcraft player surely!

trim everything short and drop 20kg and you'll look like both tbh.

in truth i'd probably need to squint a bit as if it's bright outside as well.
OH YEAH RACISM

how are squint jokes racist? :|

dunno kinda depends on your perspective of things i guess :D this has dragged on for a fair bit longer than i thought anythoo
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100105145944AAQIFgq

raythenoob

we meat again

playing on a tft, gives me the chills.

oh yeah right...

...people.