he was my only friend,
and now this...

made me lol hard, im so high

clearly cleverbot likes all your ingame trashtalk in sc2

Not sure if it's a mistranslation or if she was taking the piss out of my dick size :(

she told me she doesn't like that movie.

rumors say she is always giving strange answers to virgins

but I'm sure you 2 understand each other perfectly
of course =p

feels like talking to jonesy sometimes

until they put anna in robots, and learn like a irc bot, with a speech to text wrapper

you`ll have that honda twat reprezenting human kind laughing at little green men

fuck that shit

you should get the free app, "clock m"...best app ever

is that the one with hot asian chicks holding signs with the time on it?

damn fuckin straight

taiwanese..theres korean & like 6 japanese versions but they cost more...and the free taiwanese version (clock m) is >>> tokyo version..my mate bought the tokyo then we went comparing each minute ;o

sounds exciting

There was a thread on digg.com with some hillarious cleverbot conversations. But it seems that after they changed the layout, all of the comments were deleted :(

User: *pulls out a sword*
Cleverbot: *pulls out a gun*.
User: *chops off your gun hand*
Cleverbot: *chops off your head*.
User: with what?
Cleverbot: With my lightsaber.

I think mine is just Vedic trolling me

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey what?

User: You aren't very clever.

Cleverbot: You aren't very kind.

User: Your mom is very kind to me.

Cleverbot: Rephrase your last statement to me.

User: Your mom is very kind to me in bed.

[Long pause.]

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Jamerio?

Cleverbot: 007.

User: Jamerio...?

Cleverbot: James bond.

User: Is that you, Jamerio?

Cleverbot: Oh, yes.

User: Can I ask you a serious question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have a BAFTA?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you run any businesses?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That is okay.

You know the next time you're bumming out about how broke and useless you are in real life (like you were the other day)?

Its because you try to knock the achievements of others instead of getting your own life. I'm glad I reset your basis of comparison. I honestly can't think of anyone better.

Did I spoil your little online escape for you???

Sorry :)

RAGED

RAGED is a reply you give when you have nothing to counter what I say but find it too hard to scuttle off without saying something that reflects your frustration.

Do keep trying.

SO FUCKING RAGED

When I make unprovoked, fake dialogues about you then you can accuse me of being raged.

Being a social, sexually and financially failure will do that to you.

haha. no more replies from me. I just wanted to highlight your stupidity and remind you of real life :)

ENJOY IT :). Sorry to spoil your escape, but in the demographic I'm just worth more than you. Simples.

Do keep trying.

Oh look here they, come the failure gang, with their pathalogical denial and pluses they'll now try and gang up on me by trying to buy virtual perception.

All bound a by the same problems.

Sorry to spoil your escape :).

Are you bored?
Broken?
unempolyed?
have issues that you try to escape by losing yourself online?

You can fool me or real life.

When you logoff, your issues are the same, and you should not use the itnernet to try and escape them.

Its for your own good.

It's okay :).

Do keep trying.

That's it, you escape, for a monent nothing else matters!!!
This is the internet.

GO ON PLUS EACH OTHER.

DEFY LOGIC AND NORMAL REASONING.

SHOW THE WORLD EXACTLY WHY YOU'LL WAKE UP ON MONDAY MORNING BROKE/UNEMPLOYED AND WITHIN 10 METERS OF YOUR DESPAIRING PARENTSWHO REALLY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU A HUG INSTEAD OF GIVING YOU THAT WIFI PASSWORD.

I PUIT IT IN CAPS COS IM SO RAGED!!!

Projecting much?

Do keep trying.

RAGE RIOT

RAGE FRENZY

RAGE SPREE

that settles it then

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Yo.

User: Yo?

Cleverbot: It means hi.

User: Sorry, I'm not black.

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer.

User: Is this bizzaro wOrld?

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: So you are human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You blow my mind.

Cleverbot: I bloody did.

User: Fuck me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Because I'm a computer?

Cleverbot: Yes. Because you're a computer.

User: But I have a 5 1/4 inch slot.

Cleverbot: No, you have code

The nerds who designed you are virgins.

That's none of your business.

Just sayin

Lol.

User: have you tried militia?
Cleverbot: Tried what?

how cute, fag should get a life

this is by far the funniest thing i saw all day :D

the mod that make q4max look like a mini mod and none of you understand, cos yall is fucking retards

militia -> q43a

It seems someone did die over this afterall.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100910/twl-prote...d0ae9.html

Ironically it was a musilm.

im so gonna burn a bible tommorow.

wrong thread jackass

It could be worse. You could've subscribed to Quakelive Premium/Pro.

why would i regret getting pro?
was a good decision. love ft and playing 80% of my games on a private server now \o/

Clever bot is mean. :(

*honest

:'(

that's what paper bags are for.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6628/lolicj.jpg

:/