haha if-22.
nearly fell off my chair well played sir

ahhahaah great job!

I've made a couple of adjustments to your lineup. I believe this would be the best lineup:

I know this would come :<

fail

2ez4rapha

Sucha team would place 2nd for sure :<

*3rd

FTFY

1st the worst
2nd the best
3rd the one with the hairy chest




*resorts to child like mentality and rocks back and forth*

ur such a plus whore =D

noctis should be nr 10, and strenx + l1nkje attacking

Toxjq >>>>>> Strenx

l1nkje would try to get the ball and plant it in his own base.. wouldn't work

Perfect line up of players.

I'd prefer a 4-2-3-1.

Cypher
avek - cooller - k1llsen
fox - rapha
stermy - jibo - deus - strenx
Mojo

they are all skinny out of shape nerds who would get mopped off da field by 12 year old soccer girls.

Aveks working out same for cooller

Still skinny but they would do vs those girls :3

ok probably not since they lack skill in soccer or strategy

pls take in consideration that the opposite teams gonna play with no shoes

Obviously never heard of Toxjq and Z4muZ.

ok z4muz is a fatass maybe he can sit in goal. tox was chubby as fuck too the last time i saw him maybe he got a little more fit since then

Z4muZ has been working out recently.
Toxjq has been working out for years.

Guess last time you saw pics of em was back when Fox was 19 and super slim ?

hmm? anyways like i said z4muz = fat ass tox = fat ass i last saw him

when toxic was playing q4 he was already buffed as hell

Needs moar ZeRo4.

jibo as libero sums it up for me :)

way to many duel players and too few real tdmers

now that's true

what about coach? carmac?

2gd.

SCHOOLLER!!!!!!!!!!

Coach should be Slasher - the team would always know more than enemy.

what the fuck is soccer



ah, yeah:



rapha alone on the pitch, zero4 coach.

beats everything.

stop calling it soccer you fucks

*ninja edit

idd

Oldschool Q3 team :



Ignore my poor paint skills :)

Also, this a rough copy, I'm sure there are players that may be better suited elsewhere on the pitch.

goaly that constantly hides from the opponent = fail.

Who would you suggest?

i was thinking defense/+back = win :<

Well, I can't think of any player that has a playstyle or had moments that would really fit the purpose of a goalkeeper but I'd be glad if someone could point out a player who used to/does have an aggressive defense.

I'd say Toxjq kinda did this --" nice of you to try that but no way " and then build up a wall of lg -- thing but he can't be the only one.

A guy who's known to suicide himself in order to completely fuck timings or pick the last shit up on the map. do damage and then calmly regain control over a wounded opponent instead of going aggrogressive Avek/Strenx style would also do the job.

Defense is good, +back not so much :P

Judging from fox's ra defenso on dm6 in tdm, he might be a good choice for that, it's a bit of a waste, though. So least someone with a similar playstyle would probably be good.

Fatal1ty might be more of the "invisible" forward" who waits for the deadly pass almost always on the edge of offside. Game statistics after 90 minutes: 18 ball contacts, 6 offsides, 4 shots on goal, 2 goals. :P

well u all got it all wrong imo. the keeper must be a guy who is really good at "catching air rockets"
so when i think of this skill DahanG is the only guy who is suitable for this position remembering his impressive rocket catching skills against Cypher in Intel extreme masters Dubai.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyAfZxLRzgg

edit: man i never get tired of watching this...

Unstoppable:

lol at Liam in goal :D

yeah nothing would get past him and he wouldn't have to move

I approve of this!!!

Reptile
Slinger - Zyz - Kane - SteLam
Fox - Jibo - Czm
Tox - Prozac - Gopher

no kane = fail
slinger was actually the one who always went aggresive, as opposed to kane, who always did the defensive stuff, e.g. guarding a door for 2mins =p.

funny thing is that kane plays professional football in germany, and is a... defender

Yea, tbh i simply pulled the names off the top of my head and made it. It's been far too long to remember there play style :)

That's why I put zyz and kane at CB and the others at FB \o/

and I guess slinger would be today's modern back? =p

Modern back?

practically covering the whole right or left side, attacking & defending at once. I said that because slinger was anything but defensive =)

Yeah, never heard any use the term modern back ;o

... and Carmac would be the team coach.

2gd.

http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1915382#pid1915382

2gd.
Cooller could help though.

lol funny stuff

4z. Mikes | iC.gopher
iC.Toxjq | Linkin
Kane | Stelam
ic.Fox |CZM| |519.boodah
Jibo
Prozac

SUBS: Zyz / S1nger / KASH / Noctis / Fazz / Senti

GK: fatal1ty [for the dm6 jump pad vs daler...hes good at taking shots in the face]
DEF: jibo, if22, stermy [def]
DM: cooller, rapha [playmakers]
LW+RW: walter + av3k [speed]
CF: strenx [for those midrange shots/fights]
ST: cypher & czm [rox & czm <3]

What's with all the crazy formations? :DDDDDD

dont question my tactics

Qingdao LOL

?? we rocked
lost interest in raping though & started over with tamworth...interest died after a season though cos tv > fm

:D

I am not surprised that you even picked a chinese team in CM!

FM :P

jibo next to if-22

cypher for freekicks n corners!

also we need some sort of joker who can score well with his head. maybe dahang since he catches rockets so well?

and pele.pk, just becuse its pele!

Oh my fuckin god I almost died laughing....!! xD