i missed this guy and the internet humour related to it.

:(

please let me in

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface-coolface-problem

Protip #23:

Editing a post allows you to change which post you wanted to reply to

But unfortunately not to replies newer than itself it seems. They should add that function, would make for epic Vedic - Jamerio - becks discussions :D

:)
never noticed

ok, so apparently you take the whole comment thread with you...glad most people aren't aware of that

I think that only works for admins.


Never trust those guys!!!

I'm pretty sure I'm not an admin (dundunduuun....yet?!?)

weird, but ok. More fun for everyone :D

http://www.hltv.org/news/4117-volcano-eruption-may-affect-arbalet


Bastards.

the ash came in quite handy as it deflected some of the heat/sunlight
ez

what's the name of the thing again?

Eyjafjallajökull?

yeah. pretty funny how it's on the news all day and no one really seems to know how to pronounce it.

I know :(

But yeah hearing some guy's attempt on the BBC was hilarious.

ay-ya-fol-o-yu-kull?

ö is like u in curl.

ya-su-k-at-la-n-gua-ge-s

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons...B6kull.ogg

what the fuck

Icelandic is such a shit language, you either say something so fast you don't bother to pronounce it all or you just say something completely different.

FUCK OFF.

hahahahaha

Feel the same way about Welsh.

They just have different sounds for the same letters :(

http://abcnews.go.com/gma/video/volcano-icela...on=1206825

A video for you drew :o

I'm utterly flabbergasted. Is that a fake report?

Like, the girl who was married to the Liverpool guy looked dubbed...

wtf video must have changed or I copied the wrong url

Off to find right one.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/pronounce-eyj...l-10392613

Right one :o

Because kull = kutl makes so much sense AMIRITE?

Fucking tards.

hahaha

lol at the "2000 people speak icelandic" comment from that chick. some people are just stupid.

Only off by 320.000 or so.

I figured she meant speakers in the USA, that would seem reasonable, no?

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/volcano_name

Speak English, goddamit!

You live in California and say that?

Dude !

Dude. Why you gotta be harshin' my buzz, man?
Just chill, bro.

start sweeping..

Thats a pretty awesome cloud, will there be an actual cloud over Sweden or just some dust in the air?

The sad part, yet the most awesome part, is the name of the glacier

i am a hater
i hate all the people
but of all the people
i hate Americunts the most

Hmm, useless hate comment... delete?

dont worry brits are a close second

2012 is starting...

that'd be awesome.

So you watch that kinda shit ?

Atleast when it rains, it will be good for the soil.. thx :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc

i guess i need to learn to embed it

LOL

Imagine if this had happened in Poland, we'd have Poles coming on here saying "I KNOW YOU WILL FLAME US, BUT THIS IS VERY SAD DAY FOR ALL OF POLAND AND WORLD DONT UNRESPECT US, SILLY CHILDREN" or something.

?1

Or the Spaniards would be saying how it was a really nice volcano and that smoke could've come from anywhere it might have been Morocco trying to frame them.

I'm sending ash to all North America countries, pm for the complete offer list

fuck off gypsy wanker

thas ashcloud map picture looks like a giant nose sneezing ash

i dupa dupa dupa parnana masuka i dupa dupa

Funny since there is no c in the icelandic alphabet cash becomes ash.
even on http://www.flightradar24.com/ it says "we said cash not ash!"

Man, cant wait to see if Katla erupts to. Fuck you world ! In 2004 some Icelandic guy predicted that Katla was going to erupt in about 2-5 years, bout time I guess :x

Heard somewhere that it would be 20x more powerful than the current eruption ? Gonne be crazy if it happens.

TWENTY TWELVE

SHI-

It erupts every 60 years or something, right? I think we'll survive!11

Not this time ! I hear the devil him self is coming !!!

D

Iceland is a European island country located in the North Atlantic Ocean on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.

Looks like Iceland cut a big one

big farts are always lingering in the air. where ever you go

you have the soul of a poet

the whole of iceland is a fart, need to been ontop of a mountain for some fresh air. or deep south in a feild

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc&feature=topvideos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssoIo56uhfY

THREEEEE TWOOOOO OOOONE...

GOGOGO JAMERIO!!!!!!!!!!

GO GO JAM E RIO!
DA DAA DA DADA!
GO GO JAM E RIO!

I like the vulcano's attitude. "Fuck off bitches, I'm going to smoke this so nice and easy ahahahaha....."

pretty cool, you can actually smell the sulphur here in poland, nothing like the smell of that good old icelandic asshole in the evening

pretty sure thats just poland stinking of shit as per usual

how would you know if you never left your room?

did you type that while looking in a mirror?

obviously i left my room since I know how poland smells, not everyone is like you esr nerds you know ;)

opening your window isnt leaving your room.

having sand in your head doesnt mean you have a brain

comeback of the year, mate.
really.

i never left

YOUR ROOM

your head with sand in it

Looks more like he typed it through a stream of angry tears.

lmao@iceland

and thank you

I demand Iceland is put on axis of evil asap.

It will just turn out that USA funded the volcano in the 80s.

Evwen more reason to put them on the axis of evil!

Ive heard Greenland got them doomsday devices though, luckily our friends to the west will see to it that they never get to use them!

lol, cant even hit the reply button properly :(

Yes, a large military base in the center. It's the reason why Greenland was hit with a giant freeze cannon in the mid-70s. It was covered up by saying the ice had always been there. On Greenland, lol.

How gullible people are!

Stupid sheeple :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc

what?
amazing.
is that Eyjafjallajökull, too?

WHAT DO U THINK?!

IT'S ICELAND FFS. COULD BE ONE OF THE OTHER 5000 VOLCANOS ERUPTING!:!::!

I rofl'd when the story first broke, the reporters were going

"this is (name) reporting from...uh, *looks at the paper with the name of the volcano written on it... unhealthy pause... nervous glance around....* Iceland, back to you."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jq-sMZtSww&am...r_embedded

A lot of fail in that clip.

To be fair, they all say it right, it's just you guys use random letters to spell words.

the fail part is with your language, sry

No it isn't.

That's AMAZING.

damn, I so want a vulcano in my backyard, now :[

wow, welcome to hell !

too much rape for one photo to contain, spilling over!!

i'm checking this thread daily to find out what jamerio makes out of all of this..

i am dissapoint!!!

Me too. But I rather do it, because of our Iceland guys here. They're prolly quicker than our local news reporters :)

the met office just announced a lava eruption has likely begun, say good bye to the ash

What exactly does that mean? What can we expect? Should I go and buy all the food I can afford? :O

Yes, I will look after it for you.

Don't do it unHuman it's a trap!

(you may imagine a macro of admiral ackbar in this place for comic effect)

Thank you admiral! What would I do without your company?

Met is the German word for mead. You silly Icelanders.

Veðurstofa Íslands* then :)

no need to insult anyone, okay?

Me and my g/f wanted to do our upcoming holidays (one week in june) in either Denmark, Norway or Sweden. But now I'm seriously considering flying to Iceland. Any things I MUST see? (apart from vulcanos)

little volcanos that spit out water?

medium vulcanos with mud?
aluminium plants and their surroundings?
People with oilskins and large harpoons!

also some donkeys here and there

Nah unlike Romania farm animals were retired as the main mode of transportation in the early 20th century.

ah yes, the legal trick to marry the animal and call it a spouse to save taxes.
Fucking polygamists.

Huh is that a euro thing? I just thought the Welsh were into that.

Tell you wife "Baaaaahhh" from me.

Tell your mom I enjoyed her work in those scheisse films!

so you were the guy who bought them.

Of course. Nothing beats German scheisse porn. That Brazilian stuff uses way to much chocolate pudding. You can tell it's fake.

ALL THE MONEY THEY STOLE FROM US

Hmm, depends what you're into, if you wanna travel to the country side or just stay around reykjavik. The usual tourist stuff I think is visit geysir, gullfoss, blue lagoon, glacier tours, whale watching. the nightlife in reykjavik can also be quite interesting believe it or not ;)

I think getting two bicycles and go around Raykjavik would be one of the things we'd like to do. Gullfoss and some geysirs are pretty much amongst our must-do list, too. What about the weather? How's it in mid june? Keep in mind I'm a german pussy!

The weather.. hmm, 7-13°C

the weather changes every 15mins! this cloud of ash was the most stable weather they had in centuries!

If you go out of town I will run you over. Fair warning!

http://www.inspiredbyiceland.com/ gov't PR site to get tourists to the island despite da mothafucking volcano :)

It's wonderful, really. Beautiful country, nice people and a rich history, waiting to be explored.

There are a couple of things you should remember though. Both in the cities and the villages, you'll have little kids running after you. Do NOT, under NO circumstance, give them money. You won't be able to move once they know you're willing to give them money. If you want to be nice, bring one or two bars of chocolate to pass around. Make absolutely sure to show them your empty backpack afterwards, or you'll have the same problem as above.

On Tipping: Tipping in general is ok, but remember, your money will be a lot, and i mean a lot, for the natives. It's best to tip in hard currency, such as Euro's or Dollars. Around 10-15 cent (depending on currency) for a cab ride (horses) or 20 cent (motorized bus) should be plenty. Remember, about 18 Euros can feed a family for a month.

It's absolutely ok, and encouraged, to have a social conscience and act on it when traveling to iceland. Just don't hand out money to anyone who begs. Chances are he'll blow it on alcohol, crack or derivatives. There are plenty of sanctioned projects that you can support, both on location and from home. For example, volunteers build financial schools for the underprivileged all across iceland.

Most important: Have fun! Iceland won't stay the way it is right now for long. Soon, they'll be a fully functioning member of the global community. And while that is a noble goal, one can't but feel a bit of regret for much of the local flavor that will be lost in the process.


Oh, and bring bottled water.

That's it, I'm detonating another volcano.

Now you know why Brown called you terrorists.

haha wtf?

sounds somewhat like a country ride in Romania (well, before the gypsies left to Western Europe)

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/more...okull.html
crazy pics

No. 10 = pic of cab driver?

17 = brothel?

Maybe a welsh brothel.

so that's how you stole jamerio's monies.

boston has always crazy pics :) even our empty airport made it there lol

this ashes pm10 saturated air is getting annoying, fuck off volcano

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jq-sMZtSww
though i gotta admit that Eyjafjallajokull doesnt even look like a word

it's basically three words made into a proper noun
Eyja = island
Fjall = mountain
Jökull = glacier

the problem for foreigners is pronouncing the double L, and this noun has two of em :)

ajafatlajokutl..ez! waiting for media to call for advice

The problem comes because whenever people try to explain how to pronounce Icelandic words/sound they decide the most helpful way to do it is to say it faster than the speed of comprehensible speech.

Well you're in luck mate because here is a song for you:

http://kvikmynd.is/mynd/?v=10021

Man, life must be so boring on Iceland...

She lives in the UK mate.

Inselgebirgsgletscher


Not much better, I admit.

:D

damn, you're right

islandmountainglacier

I hereby proclaim English as the most advanced language that has ever existed and demand it becomes the sole language used in the world.

Just because it's the easiest doesn't make it the most advanced!

Of course it does, why would anyone make an advanced language that was difficult given the purpose of language?

vote yes.

Why do they feel the need to pronounce it? "The Icelandic volcano" would do, I mean I think we can just fucking assume it's the one THAT'S SPITTING OUT ASH OVER THE CONTINENT.

http://www.dv.is/frettir/2010/4/20/tekkneskur...-eldgosid/

hahaha.. i see our political jokes reached even iceland :D

Beautiful. And it smells good too.
Mmm...