now, who's hot who not
tell me rock, who sell out in the stores
you tell me who flop
who cop the blue drop
who jewels got robbed
who's mostly goldie down to the tube sock
the same ol pimp, mase
you know ain't nuttin change but my limp
can't stop til I see my name on the blimp
guaruntee a million sales, pullin all the love
you don't believe I'm harlem world, nigga double up
we don't play around it's a bet lay it down
didn't know me 91 bet they know me now
I'm the young harlem with the goldie sound
can't no phd niggas hold me down, cooter
schooled me to the game now I know my duty
stay humble, stay low, blow like hootie
true pimp niggas spend no dough on the booty
and then ya yell there go mase there go your cutie

shut up, nobody even bother reading your posts

I'm deeply touched.

you should report this.

Actually I always wondered what Ma$e was saying in that song.

Mo' money mo' problems, is the truest thing in the world.

the the truest true thing in the world.

i dont know wat they want from me its like

Track 10 Life after Death!

One of my fav songs. I hope that does not mean we have something in common other than trolling.

Thats a nice looking keyboard, though I'll stick to my shitty white one.
I did not think it would nbe good for gaming either.
More appealing to those people who buy apple macs and ipods because they want to be like the people in the TV adverts.

Should've stuck with the shitty white one..

Oh look it's 2004

nostalgia

lol

those things suck big time for Gaming & Fast typing imo. You'll get all the chicks at lan though, now wait a min...

;)))

Well it certainly looks good, altho I've bought two products from speedlink, and they were both deffect. Their customer support is also lacking, they should hire a guy who can write decent english, before putting him online.

Example:

Hello,
so what we see is your Joystick defect. THe Windows own DRiver has the same effect, then is the JOystick defect, please change him there you buy it.

Hans Wilhelm Bahrenburg
Consumer Services

Joellenbeck GmbH
Kreuzberg 2
D-27404 Weertzen
Germany

I exchanged the joystick 2 times, then the third finally worked, hope it's better with this keyboard, since it's pretty neat.

Thanks for the info. Fortunately I speak German so when there's something wrong I give 'em hell! ;-)

I hope you told him that his English sucks..

No problem, it's more of a complain from me tho. The joystick now works as it should and it's a fine piece of hardware.

Ich verstehe auch sehr gut deutsch, aber schreiben kann ich nicht so gut, deswegen hab ich mich entschieden in english an support zu schrieben. >:)

"I also understand Deutch pretty good, although I can't write it very well, therefore I have to write in English at the support. >:)"

ARGH, something like that, I don't know shit about German ;)

Why write deutch if you know it's called german :D

Their medusa 5.1 headsets are good.

whats wrong with the logitech ultrax?

ultrax? never heard of that. Maybe you mean the diNovo?

that keyboard looks SWEEET. But is prolly a load of shit, anyone got one?

it's too expensive. It costs here something about 1200zlotys, that's like 300$

its pretty much a standard keyboard but with laptoplike keys, its about 300sek in sweden and dinovo package is 2000sek, my local stores doesnt have it in stock yet and i cba to order a keyboard online when i already have a functioning one, i just like the keypresses of it :)
pic: http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=707054

kelly brook \o/

It's one of the hottest pics of her!

thats on the bottom of the poster i have of her :|

Notebook keys suck, tbh.

dvorak > qwerty :p

for idiots who can't type, sure.

Hi. I have this keyboard for some time now and I would like to add that it is not the best for gaming. Many times it doesn't react if you press a 3rd key! Bad for FPS games.

u dont have liek a camera or just photos of it that arent so incredibly photoshopped like the ones u pasted?

http://www.coolermaster.com/index.php?LT=engl...ee99113706

I have that one. Cost me 25 english quids. Or less. Can't remember. Nice tho. Took a while to get used to for gaming tho.

Made a picture of how some keys look today. Color has worn off a bit, mostly on the WASD keys. I haven't played a lot the past year, so the quality is actually rather bad.

atleast you dont play much +back :)

generic is best :D

anyone tried one of those foldable keyboards?

http://www.tomshardware.com/game/20050308/index.html

I.WANT.THAT.1337.KEYB.

LOL, I actually have two of these, they're really nice and snickety like a laptop, but have a partial aluminium finish, keys are painted silver though so can wear a bit, but low profile and very nice. had mine since 2006 (they replaced THE keyboard) and am using them now.
Apart from the faded keys its the best keyboard I ever had, which I admit isn't saying much (http://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/20...yboard.jpg) but these low profile things are sweet.

http://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/20...IPMENT.jpg

P.S.

I got mine from pc world, ADVENT seem to have stuck their branding on them.

you should not base how good a keyboard is by its looks. mechanical keyboards ftw - they last forever and they actually feeling natural writing on.

true, but mine is still working since the start of 2006.

ok both mine have broke now, dodgy keys here and there but they had a fair bit of use!

Must find more.

flat keyboards can go suck a whale's cock

so, ultra flat keyboards can go suck an ultra whale's cock


























































































OR A WALES COCK AMIRITE JAMERIO

This is how logitech ultra x flat keyboard looks like after few years :) Still working like a charm.

did you wipe your arse with the keyboard or something?

no, iam just too lazy to go to kitchen for food so i store my food in keyboard. I can bet i got more food in my keyboard than u in your fridge...