ahaha

So after eyeing this girl for 3 months straight in my class I finally had the guts to approach her and I said: |
h.h..hey my name is Albo" ... till this 6'3 alpha male came by and interrupted me, shoving me to the side and giving me the mean look.. like 'if you act like something I'll humiliate you' so I knew my place and right when I realised how subhuman and lowtier human I was compared to this guy he said to the girl "Hey I'm Alex, I saw you walking by here a couple of times I'd like to get to know you, here's my number. I saw the girls face and she was all over him and knew he had his foot in the door the moment he said Hey.
That moment I realised that me pursuing that girl from that moment on was as useless as creating an ESR thread with 'Post pictures of you and your girlfriend'.

So yeah that was my impression as a true Beta cuck.

Dunno about the game though, didn't receive key.

So if id software is the girl, then all those who got keys are the alphas, and we who did not are the betas, and since our long term relationship with id software makes her "our girl", those alphas are actively cucking us as we speak? :D

Don't need to say more, true beta cuckery happened today and its going on as we speak... but yeah some of our steam m8s bought keys of amazon (10 eu) and managed to play. So if you really want dat pussy u can gettit, knomsayin?

The ppl who are selling the keys are da true hustlas (c) Fizzle @ESRisolationcell

No servers in my region yet, so I was double cucked.

I'll probably end up raising the kid. :D

And paying for her trips overseas to alpha guy who wont spend a dime on her. She tells immediatly about how cumbersome, boring and a pushover you are while the billinaire succesful dominant man grinningly takes a sip of his wine, thinking: "Cucks, when are they gonna learn? :)".

LOL :D

Beautiful.

TRUE STORY... I had seen this girll around and I asked her if she has a DxRacer chair at home??? Obviously I had seen her gamer T-Shirt which means taht there are points on her reddit? ?? So what ELO is how i asked her because I have standards on how much ELO a girl has before I "frag" Her ? I shout "ITS NOT A MOBA " before i finish ='] which is a good luck for my neext match of clan arena

Man, a true beta grows kids he thinks are his, but are from alphas screwing his girl and dumping her. Your story is chapter 1 of 20.

I tried signing up twice, but it didn't work even though I enabled JS stuff in uMatrix, therefore it probably sucks.

Usernames with umlauts dont work in bethesda login, but I could sign up with a username with umlauts ... and it works on the website for the account, but cant login with using the bethesda application ...
luckily I have a 2nd beta invite ;-) and created a new account in ascii letters, logged in to bethesda and I am downloading now, will play tomorrow :-)

Wait... you have two beta invites?

Too alpha.

Seems like there's some weird input in the password field, my password has a "#" in there, and I have to do a # then a space for it to show. Perhaps it's the same for other chars like umlaut.

:)

didnt get to play yet due to server not responding / client errors

well beta impression

spamming F5 on gmail :P

So Jamerio will be good at this?

rofl

Beta Impression.
Pros:
+ New, fresh and faster than expected (at least with Anarchy)
+ Great looking Maps
+ Very nice enemy models (if you see them)
+ Champions abilities (yes I like them)
+ Kill from the grave :-)


Cons
- Allways WAITING :-(
- Skins not visible
- Bad Net code (Very laggy with Ping 30-50ms)
- game.cfg is very limited in the moment
- Server Browser please!
- Default Weapon Design
- Interface
- Sound

Since this game is beta I'm all in all satisfied with its current state. There will be a lot of improvements in most of its negative aspect.

yep, id instantly pay 10$ for keel bright skin DLC

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Pros:
> Looks Nice

> Nice looking menus?

> I actually like the sounds

Cons:

> I could be wrong but the networking seems really bad. I'm either 135 or 79 ping in every game, RL is very delayed and clunky feeling and LG feels really bad.

> Absurd amounts of visual clutter.

> Impossible to use LG/RG against rockets or in high particle situations. It's hard enough to see models as it is but when you can't tune down explosion particles it makes it really bad.

>LMG

> Champions are against the very spirit of Quake and idea of
equal start skilled ending. Some of the champions are really cancerous also, like Slash, Scale bearer and so on.

> Game is constantly freezing and getting low FPS spikes, though it is beta.

> Timers

> Weapon models are annoying

> Feels hard to survive bad players which implies a low skill floor/ceiling compared to Q3


~Overall the game is really bad IMO and I'd rather play OW to be honest.~

If I feel like playing Quake again I'll just play QL or something because this isn't Quake it's a hybrid game with a Quake title made to lure more of the casual/modern E-Sport fag

> Impossible to use LG/RG against rockets or in high particle situations. It's hard enough to see models as it is but when you can't tune down explosion particles it makes it really bad"

they should implement various degrees of transparency to the effects and drastically scale down the size radius of all

Pretty decent for a new, non-realistic FPS in 2017.




Crap for a Quake. In 2017. Or ever.

Pros: Sorlag
Cons: no force_enemymodel Sorlag

trash

its a beta, i thought it was going to be like OWs closed beta but its not. Im glad there is NDA for the future of the game basically