i think you are all already aware of porn versions of various show like

tarzan X (tarzan and jane)
star whores (star wars)
The Texas Vibrator Massacre (Texas chainsaw massacre)
whore of the rings (lord of the rings)
missionary impossible ( mission impossible)
edward penishands (edward scissor hands)
forest hump (forest gump)
bitanic (titanic)
Whorey Potter and the Sorcererís Balls (harry potter)


now what would be a good title for a quake parody?

quake cumpions (quake champions)
quake 2 ur booty (quake 2)
quakewhore (quakeworld)
quake 4some (quake 4)