omg omg

i knew it! what a bunch of..

CA is a terrible mode, duel takes more skill.

naw. Duel is just outdated. You have to ask yourself how many people out there are actually skilled at duel in ql? like 5. lol

you are a total trashcan in any mod

I can guarantee I can beat you in a duel, nice try kiddo.

rofl 1v1 IRL ???

we need more threads like this

bind w +forward; say go bridge fucking scrubs!!!
bind s +back; say FALLBACK KURWAAAA!!!

The secret of tier 4 stardom

Pretty easy. Go after the injured and finish them off. Act like you're doing something once you're first place. Go after the ones who are isolated. Easy to be number 1 in CA match. I know because i'm always number 1.

Act like you're doing something once you're first place.

this. and blame team when losing because you aren't doing anything. CA is serious buisness.

Yeah man.. the secret to CA.. you have to get the most damage within the first few rounds. then you can slack off and let the teammate take the fall while you can do whatever. You don't even have to go to the bridge since you're first place. The teammate wont talk down to you because you're the guy with the most frags and highest damage. I did this all the time in CA. It was pure joy and no one realized it.

yea but you must bait teammates to bridge, so they believe you do something great. just before round starts you jump down and spam nades upon bridge instead, while +back away from there. this is a whole science to do this perfectly.

Yeah, what I do before the round, I make sure I'm the guy who types "everyone bridge, go bridge now" then they automatically goes bridge while I'm by the jumpad or somewhere pillars. PUREJOY!

This works for top 3 rounds, after that they see on teamscreen you are standing at pillars, and instantly starts the blaming.

Another good way is to make a smooth rocketjump to pillars just as rounds begin, from bridge. But before you must make sure no enemies are camping over there.

Yeah man. Learning to strafe from bridge to Rail helped me get around a lot smoothly. You are right man. If you seem like you know where you're going, no one would detect it.

we should write a perfect CA guide. All those out there are rubbish, polak play is where it's at.

Also, as often as I can I jump on enemies heads at when they are going up on jumppads at start too, so I can do easy 100dmg at them with RL and after that shaft them in air to finish off with a rail. These are the real tactics.

lol yeah we could man. I like jumping on their heads when I get a chance, then they launch themselves into the air that's where you either LG them down render them useless and then you head off to bridge while they play catchup. lol

hell yea :D best position is jumppad at raildeck. There I only need to slide off just before round start and finnish off with all lg. Easiest frag.

man you should stream sometime :) I would stop by and learn some tricks. You seem tactical as fuck bro. :)

to be fair, I would never watch someones stream who played this faggish :D but for a short quake tips clip with hints and shit it would be hilarious.

lmao. I like dirty tricks man. That's probably the only reason why I did play quake was because of the cheapness

Forgot to add, it's also important to write a troll smiley like "xd" so the burnt enemy gets pissed. After that he will either chase you, so you can spam rockets at him at every corner, or just be overall pissed which will decrease his potential skill.

/bind j say xD

no man, you are doing it wrong. Should be "ez Xd".

naw man, I have "ez" bind to another key. I make sure I spam a little because some people keep beeper on and that beeper really agitates them!!

I have beeper on :S

It probably doesn't bother you much then. That always bothered the shit out of me. It's like clawing on a chalkboard.

It's good notification someone is chatting. One sound I wouldn't survive without is the ca$hing when you frag someone. Best reward for a frag.

You know those 3 first rounds I was talking about, I usually do bind x cg_teamchatsonly 1 and then I'll only put it back on 0 after I have acquired a sufficient amount of damage. It's tough to read chat and spam when you need to get first place very quickly. lol.

Oh and pretend you're Rapha by flicking your mouse 360, this usually make people think you're doing something special when it's nothing special. Rapha employs it because he thinks he's special since he's number 1 in duel. That gives you full vision of everything around you. best way to catch someone spying on you. Then you know what to do man. You run to your teammate so they'd soak in some damage for you, get the enemy distracted a little, then that's what you bonk him.

It is also special tactics to eat a rail and some rocket splash, just before team is dying, so that when they spectating you it looks like you've been in heavy combat.

LOL.. dude, i was just thinking about that. Also, I learned the hard way never waste LG on a newbie.

actually, lg is for the newbies, because when team later checks profile hows fault it was because of the lost game, they will see your awesome 45+ lg.
All you really need is rail.

Well since my LG is decent. I want to make sure I have enough LG in the reserve to deal with the good players who are still alive. The newbies naturally run into nades, rocket spams, plasmas.

Yea, my lg it good too, much above average. When I'm last alive I often sneak and camp in center, waiting for enemies to either jump down from RL or rocket jump up from center platform. Either of those are ez 80% lg.

It's a plus if your LG is good EVEN greater plus if you have a strong railgun. My LG and Railgun are just great so I would always get the most damage literally, after the 3rd round! You can become a camp beast basically if you're hitting 70% railgun everytime.

My rail isn't the greatest. I rarely have under 50 percent, but it's never enough to only rely on to win games.

Doesn't matter, seems like you know how to get #1 in CA based on what we're discussing here. :)

Yea I can. But I have low patience when it comes to quake, so I always end up rocket jumping around the map like a retard, and I'm almost always the player with highest net damage output, and most deaths per game.

Honestly yeah. I also am out of patience for quake since he has become the way it is today. So if I'm in a game, I amp myself up by flying all over the place basically to get myself jazzed up for the match. Otherwise, I'd be bored to death.

pretty much this. And when someones last in game, crouching all over the map, like it's a 10k $ prizepool at stake, it's best to start flaming straight away. If it doesn't work, you can always give away HP and position to enemies. Will speed things up.

Man, yeah I take my flame to the next level man. I actually got myself banned from quakelive !

I never gone as far as being banned, BUT, I did get some peeps banned for 3 days for server whoring with abortion.

Basically I played on their server 2 on 2, they lost and forfeited last round 2 games in a row. Demos in hand, and butthurt loveletter sprayed with axe, describing how this outrageous behavious destroyes my beloved quake. Voila.

This won't work anymore ofc. because devs stalks this forum, and probably don't like what I write, but let's be real. Who the fuck cares about 2 lost games :D

lmao that doesn't happen in America. First time hearing that! Yeah man, I've been banned multiple times. I usually pretend i'm raging and spam the chat. I make multiple accounts. and always end up first place. People can't stand my ass.

I need to catch some sleep. we must continue with more CA winning arguments tomorrow! o/

LOL :) Yes. my frind. Goodngiht

I got banned on an alt for calling a girl being a stupid bitch a stupid bitch. Of course the stupid bitch complained. Or some white knight faggot.

Call dudes anything I wanted though.

get a room

What happened to the img you were about to post? :(

he had it delivered to your room, with some champagne and lubester

Denied, filesize above 1mb.

Did you also realize they are so insecure they need 3, 4 maybe 5+ accounts to play? I really despise coward culture in QL. What aliasing accomplishes is a convoluted ranking system. One of the two should not exist. Truth be told stats are the root of almost all lousy behavior in QL.

I had over a couple thousand aliases, sir.

yeah i see this a lot also, many account. then i see bragging of stats. ql have worst culture because stats and wins. noone care but they think people do.

Naw dude, the opposite. The reason I made so many account was because I didn't care much about the rating system. Didn't want to commit to this game.

i wonder what steam only and voice chat will do for alts. you can still play CA and FFA with no mic, i guess.

I don't think I've ever been so confused reading something on the internet. Like bro, what are you even saying?

"round begins in 10...9...."
*team gathers at bridge*
*team loses*
public hero with 1.2k damage after first round: "OMG go bridge you retards. N00bs."



every time.

Gotta give quake credit for breeding good trolls though!

lol'd :D

:LD:D:D:D:D:D::DD!!!

'top ca players'
lolca

You know we can see your IP address

you can't see mine, but it's 68.186.145.185.

oh MY GOD.

btw, lolca.

om gonna hack u
xD

top warmup players.

for once I agree with squeaky Poindexter. incredible.

A bipolar drug addict agrees with me, yay. The credentials are real.

I wish I were either of those things. in time, davjs. in time.

I read some of this. I think some of my brain cells just died.

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people above this line have been molested by CA players and nothing was done by da police

them ca players touched me :(

including u i c

quality post

If ID include some anticheat prog half of so called "top" CA players would be banned.
Constantly 40+ acc ??? plz we are not idiots

is funny because excuses from these player are that in ca is easy to get high accurasy.

because it is

2v2 CA is where the skill is at ;)

oh and on drunkenmummy

Damn! You're right! I really have the itch for said scenario. Also a strong ipa ale to accompany the mind.