oh boy

Please play our shitty game.

"no skils no shoes? shootmania."

Deletion requested by user.

JUST DO IT.

SHOOTMania
One Dimensional Gameplay.

Here's my chance to be a hero. To contribute something of substance to society. To help promote a game out of the goodness of my heart, using just my very own wit and creativity. I can do some good here. I can make a difference. Unfortunately, I have explosive diarrhoea, and, coincidentally, experiencing which happens to be a more pleasant way of spending my time than playing Shootmania, so, as sad as it is, the fruits of my genius shall remain obfuscated. Or, perhaps, expelled through the hole of my ass in the form of liquid excrement, just like the memories of ever experiencing this game.

How do you fit euthanasia into a slogan?

http://www.sloganmania.com/
the perfect match

WOMEN LOVE SHOOTMANIA
SHOOTMANIA LASTS LONGER
Our shootmania will give you softer skin.
shootmania, when no one else is around.

"You can submit the number of phrases you want. But as with a rail shot, it’s better to make sure you hit once than to shoot and fail miserably (Think, think, think…);"

lol i like that sentence

ruller, cooler than cooller