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So I might be moving to America in a couple of months, thought maybe some of you could give me some idea of what to expect:
1) I understand that all Americans are grossly overweight. Will I have trouble fitting in as someone who is healthy? Should I try to become obese before I leave?
2) I think all Americans are required to carry several firearms on them at all times - will this apply to me? Maybe I could get away with like a handgun and a grenade?
3) The internet tells me that all Americans are extremely stupid. Will I need to talk slowly and/or use simple words when interacting with them?
4) Coming from Europe, I'm not sure how I will react to all the Freedom. Any ideas on what to do with my new Liberty and Justice?
Thanks.
1) I understand that all Americans are grossly overweight. Will I have trouble fitting in as someone who is healthy? Should I try to become obese before I leave?
2) I think all Americans are required to carry several firearms on them at all times - will this apply to me? Maybe I could get away with like a handgun and a grenade?
3) The internet tells me that all Americans are extremely stupid. Will I need to talk slowly and/or use simple words when interacting with them?
4) Coming from Europe, I'm not sure how I will react to all the Freedom. Any ideas on what to do with my new Liberty and Justice?
Thanks.
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Edited by obi at 21:07 CDT, 4 April 2013 - 4057 Hits
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