Lol, I thought it was something cool like he bought an M5:/

that would not be cool in the slightest, m5 is an overpriced grocery getter

its a bling bmw with some gold rims on and the 500hp, get a brabus SLR mclaren for some more bling and 800hp and get to 200 in 20sec

i have no idea what you just said

most bmw`s have 190 horse power, normal hatch backs have 100-130 horse power,

the m5 has 520 horse power or near, its just a touring car made for public roads with extra science because no1 would spend 50k on a car with a massive bodykit on

the slr is mercedes slr is the comptition and roughly the same specs as the m5,

brabus is a tuning company who took the retail slr and gave it 300 more horse power, and it will get to 200mph in 20secs

inconsequentially to your point, you're wrong about most bmw's, as they are typically no less then 240hp. I have no idea why you bring up the slr, perhaps you are making the same point as I am, but if so, why not bring up any other less embarrassing car, like honda civic, or m3? anyway, my point was that ALL overpowered luxury brand sedans are ridiculous waste of resources and should not make any pretense of being 'sporty'.

so why is a honda civic or m3 less embarressing then a m5

because they're not trying to be two incompatible things at the same time and failing at both...

M5 doesnt fail, everything on it is the size of a normal BMW. you can take the kids to school and go shopping and do all other everyday tasks, and the same applies to the SLR [mclaren/brabus], they both just have 500+ horse power

both companies have always bragged about using formula 1 to develope technology for road cars, when BMW brought out a team and got their own the M5 was released with 500 + horse power by the end of the season, then SLR was released or mercedes would loose face

"M5 doesnt fail, everything on it is the size of a normal BMW"

why does it have the 'M' designation??? that's why it fails. high horse power in a heavier car with comfortable suspension is a waste of resources. either you have acceleration and handling of a sports car good enough for a track, or you have a spacious and comfortable saloon. a compromise is a failure at both.

it what makes them both good, along with the onboard computer then control packers and diff, traction control and whatever else, and make the horse power work whatever the weather and as a everyday car

and its why people like them both, and why both cars sell

without the computer they will not drive, they are like a eurofighter typhoon

you will never get a everyday car from ferrari that is better then a m5 or slr

have u guys ever driven it?

not m5, not yet, and I'm not sure I will when they arrive at the nearby dealership, because I'm already convinced its a waste of resources, like a ton of other overpriced muscle cars with 'handling mode' buttons. come to it, i'd rather have a prius for a sedan rather than an m5.

m5 and slr have been around for 5 years, the cars have come and gone in dealerships, you will have to order 1

im banned for life, the police get some new cars, they make sure they show them off around the way

back allys and main roads, and 90 degree corners, you can get away from them in 2 mins with the digital driving technique, short shifts and only ever going down to 3rd

if the police isnt silver armed unit or traffic car, city police cars only have 5 gears, 1st is for kerb crawling and keeping the deisel quite, might sound like shit but its how they creep up on you doing 0.000001 mph on any street or hill, next time your outside pizzahut talking and not dressed up like a clubber on a friday night, you will know how they pulled up and tell you to move on, get close and the gear will be 1st

no other way the police can do that creeping driving, without a whole gear, 1/2 1st ratio -> 1/2 3rd ratio or something close

diesels will stall when you change gear up a hill and your hardly moving

wtf are mph? ;-)

just asking, are you autistic, or really on a hurry when you write these posts, or what ?

I'm not hating, I'd just like to understand why you write the way you write... Quite often I'm somewhat interested in what you write and still can't grasp what it is that you wanted to say.

no1 reads post that are too long, type only the important words like most do in irc so you dont get a flood kick, code comments are the same

yeah, but you write numbers without describing what they are and also keep changing topics in the middle of a sentence.. It's often impossible to get what you're saying, and it doesn't really have to do with length

you need more general knowledge of life, if a subject is cars then 200hp is 200 horse power, no body cares for 200kph, it is walking pace

no need for ovals in nascar if brabus made the cars, find a vid on youtube of speedo and the brabus slr will still be crunching 10mph every 3secs above 150 mph

I knew what it meant in this case, what I'm saying is that most humans need a clearer way of writing to read comfortably. I don't think it's really about knowledge but more so about how we process thoughts, and it's really disturbing to read your posts even if you understand them perfectly.

Personally, i find writing coherently quick enough.

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All of you didn't get the idea. :/

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He quit mousesports to join moscow five.

no shit sherlock ;]

Seems very unlikely he "quit" bearing in mind the salary they were paying him. Seems more likely his contract wasn't renewed after the recent IEM stuff and so he joined up with a Russian org.

Quit, left, dropped, whatever you will, I wasn't really being specific. But yeah, you're probably right, which is a shame considering they kept him through the end of Q4 which seemed more 'doomspelling' than IEM dropping QL.

he said he was offered a higher salary at m5

At least they know how to set up a team photo for their CS female lineup.

http://moscowfive.ru/teams/images/female.jpg

LOL. So the whole 'less is more' is slowly moving into gaming? :D nerds rejoice!

Not bad, not bad at all.

remember that females in a group will always appear more than individuals

legendaaaaaaryyyyyy !!!!!!

omgplz

I'd headshot it.

4th = best

5th you mad man

Yeah, 5th ftw

fat face, big forehead

all of you bunch of nerds are currently beating your dicks to a bunch of girls that range from ugly to suspiciously average ( read : somehow the lighting hides her butterface ).

Dird has an excuse, he's english. Get out of your bedrooms people.

i prefer asians. 4th looks a little bit asian ;o

Right, she does look a bit like a vietnamese tranny with those massive cheek bones.

lies. looks hot brah

you are funny NOT!

They all look ,norma ( not ugly) l, no need to attempt to lie about your love life, thats at least as sad as what most people in this thread do.

I'm sorry I couldn't be arsed to do like http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=2109302#pid2109302
and actually search for pics that look blatantly photoshopped or where there's actually nothing to see to fap prove my point.

4th? Jesus man..

2nd and 5th are the best

mid is ok too.

http://www.mousesports.com/en/news/10087/

Just quick info from cooller's formspring:

1. He left mouz himself, mouz wanted him to stay
2. M5 offered "much better" salary than mouz
3. Conditions in M5 in all aspects are better
4. M5 manager (nirvana) is someone with whom cooller always wanted to work

thanks, interesting and not exactly the same info that we get from the official mouz news

2. M5 offered "much better" salary than mouz
3. Conditions in M5 in all aspects are better

is that compared to what cooller used to have or to what mouz was willing to offer after iem dropped ql?

by the sounds of the sk post they released him from his contract pre-maturely so i guess its what he was getting (and they wouldnt raise it)

at least he hasn't quit or anything :_)

picture incoming:

The only way to possibly explain that is Cooller receiving head from both razer girl and every member of the m5 female cs squad at the same time during the game

russians cba online. compare cooller vs strenx online and lan

we got raped on other maps 100 to 20. this is as legit as it gets.

oh that explains.

they let u win one map to feel good about urselves :)

that must be it! thank god they were so nice.

Someone's jealous :^D

bottom left ?

lol 2005

those are some early bieber fans

the year you registered at esr.

Blimey .. time flies !
I registered after lurking for many years on XSreality ...

maybe m5 will be sending a squad to quakecon? :D

cooller and agent only i assume

maybe, cooller said in that recent interview with sk that he is not going to play tdm with those m5 players and that they shouldn't drop money on them :P