So. I was out a this local watering hole throwing back about 14 too many strongbows (for lack of any better cider... only very difficult to come by anything different around here in clubs) when I got tangled up with these birds...

Cut the long story short, these sisters invited me back with them, when one got a bit ill and went upstairs (seemingly to bed) I tried to root the other one, then the other came back into the fray and then I got cock blocked and sent home.

My fault or theirs? Your thoughts?