This movie is a steaming pile. Writing some kind of pseudo review is a part of the healing process from accidentally having watched it. Earth is invaded by a bunch of Unreal Engine design portfolio aliens, some of which eat people with their giant vaginas, probably some kind of messed up longing in the minds of the writers from the enormous quantities of cock they must have had to suck to get this garbage film made. I'm talking orgies. The characters suck, Turk from Scrubs and the Hispanic guy from Dexter are rubbish but at least die. I think everyone dies unless the remaining vapid pretty chick can survive on a cannibalistic meal ticket of hoovered up people. There's a weird Christian rapture angle but I don't really care enough about Christians or the film to figure it out and I doubt it goes anywhere. The one question this film leaves in my mind is: is this some kind of Scientologist plot?

I need to invent some kind of rating system to rate this, it's marginally worse than Battlefield Earth.

I nearly forgot: "It's not dead, it's just really pissed off!" Fuck.