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Nice shit man!

I too need this for my alias account which I have set to ultra-low skill tier so that I can pown up noobs typing "LOLOWNED"



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i do that also. I like joining a full CTF noob game with runes and taking armor regen and then running around pwning everyone with the flag, making the game 0-0 and having everyone be pissed off that i don't cap. One time i got up to an hour and a half for 1 single game, had like 180 frags. My fucking teammates were trying to use kamikaze to blow me up and take the flag, was HILARIOUS SHIT

for duel vs newbs, i walk around with rail only, let them take ra/mega and just rail the shit out of them until they call me bot and rage quit.

for TDM i run around and shoot my teammates then ask 'wheres the flag?' every time they rage at me.

For noob CA i just camp until its like 1v5 then I try to out run all of them and spam them, making the round last until its a draw. It's fucking hilarious when its 1 noob vs me, and i can literally dance on his head and fuck with him the whole round while everyone is screaming for me to kill him, bahahahaha

Just out of curiosity, can you fill this: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv and post the results?

Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: Very High more info | forum
Schizoid: High more info | forum
Schizotypal: Very High more info | forum
Antisocial: High more info | forum
Borderline: Low more info | forum
Histrionic: Moderate more info | forum
Narcissistic: High more info | forum
Avoidant: Very High more info | forum
Dependent: High more info | forum
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate more info | forum

Did you design this game?

you should be banned from ql for stuff like this :) - no idea why so many people are against paying for a game you play and like.

If this would actaully remove the siteadds it would be great.
Fucking running movies everywhere.

But seriously you should just pay for your quake, ID deserves some support for what they are doing.

what is ID doing? I dont see anything. Maps were not built by ID so pay for what?

pay for something you've enjoyed for the past 11 years.

Isn't that what they did when they bought Q3?

yes 10$ for years of quake. wow.

...and they paid for it. You don't get to keep asking for money for the same content.

Watch the ads or pay, stop being a cheap fuck.

id seriously consider doing something with my life if i couldnt pay fucking 50$ a year for the game i like

i alias a lot so i can't pay for just 1 account

Then don't.

could u pls explain to me why?

I generate a lot of chatter when i play. If i play CA i get called hacker by good people - since they never seen my alias before, they assume im ttt or instin or some hack. And I like it like that, i enjoy the mind games. That is why i only play certain aliases when im in good shape, to fuck with people.

The same happens when I play duel, i get accused of all kinds of shit.

I have aliases for smack talk - so i challenge certain people i hate to a duel, if i win its all good i reveal who i really am, if i lose i rage quit and delete the account.

I have 1 alias where I join a server and spam my chat binds + annoy people, and look into walls on purpose to confuse people and make them suspect i cheat.

I have 1 alias where I join clan arena games and smack talk people into getting raged and challenging me to 1v1s - where i beat them 30-0.

I have alias for low tiers, for the lulz i posted above..

I have found a lot of ways to make quake entertaining for me ;)

...and obviously not a single one for your life

ive played q3 since the start, there is hardly any meaning to win in any of the modes for me anymore.

I PLAY FOR THE LULZ

ur problem is u need attention because u cant get that in real life

i enjoy the tears of hate and rage that quake noobs cry

>if i win its all good i reveal who i really am, if i lose i rage quit and delete the account.

>I PLAY FOR THE LULZ

Not really. You should use the script and save the 50$ to buy a life.

better yet a prostitute.

i have a girlfriend, i may be neurotic and whatever but im not socially inept.

Ugly/whales don't count. Averages are just meh. Nothing to brag about.

My gf is cute not ugly. I usually play a different character in my real life, im only honest online.

So you are only a raged frustrated loser online, who thinks doesn't project the same failure in real life.

I don't get how you are labeling me a loser online. If how i play quake makes me happy then i am winner. If playing a duel and beating random people 20-0 does not make me happy then why should i do it?

Quake is the only game I play, i don't have any consoles or other PC games.

You are not a raged, frustrated loser only online, but generally in life aswell. Quake is just a game, but things that may appear as irrelevant are just projections of your true personality in the way you interact with them.

Of course your duty is to deny all of this.

I guess if you think you are right, then nothing i say matters. In real life I'm kind. I help people who need help and say 'no problem, no need to pay me back etc' but i don't actually give a shit about anyone but myself. I'm just making myself look good doing things for others. Word of mouth spreads, and then a whole lot of people suddenly want to hang out with me or be my friends. It's just so easy but just not real. I can't even imagine acting 'real' with them.

You could say im raged at life, but not really a loser yet.

I like to act like myself online, a big jackass who doesn't give a fuck. =\

>You could say im raged at life

Spot on. That makes you automatically a loser aswell.

moralfag much

pretty pathetic

It's not that I play quake to win, I play quake so others lose. I don't know if that's pathetic or not, but it is satisfying for me and makes it fun. I stopped playing to win long ago in OSP times

You can't win, even when you win, you are still a massive loser.
The worst thing is deep-inside you know it, but you'll keep doing your routine ensuring the stinking lie is mantained.

?? If I win i don't feel anything special. The only times i have fun winning is when i ragequit people or get called a hack. I think those are great compliments. And the better the person to do that - the better I feel. Being a loser? Depends on what you value in life and the goals you wanted to reach. If you failed at reaching those goals then you are a loser, since you set them yourself...

Being a loser is reading what you are saying and not detecting a high level of failure.

How about you stop aliasing, stop being a dick, and just use your paid account.

Also, you're a pussy. You won't play anyone with your real nick incase you lose? Get a life ffs.

no, i wont play anyone i HATE with my real nick, there are a lot of fags in NA duel scene that if you lose to once, they never play you again, and always gloat about beating you - those are the guys i fake nick verses

I have aliases for smack talk - so i challenge certain people i hate to a duel, if i win its all good i reveal who i really am, if i lose i rage quit and delete the account.

:D

I would have no problem spending 50$ on a game, IF it included lifetime updates. But no, id makes you pay 50$ for a game every fucking year. A game that was released more than 10 years ago, and has less features than free, community-made mods such as OSP or CPMA. Let me tell you: id can eat a bag of dicks.

I've bought games in Steam online. I don't see Valve asking me to pay every year to play on there.

in this situation i cant hold myself back to not tell u that u re very dumb for real

>paying 50$ a year for an old as fuck game
>tell u that u re very dumb for real

http://f.imagehost.org/0336/wtf_am_i_reading.jpg

then why u dont go play osp or whatever since its free huh?

u gonna say that the community is split cos of id blablabla and u have no choice

U HAVE A CHOICE

pay or gtfo

then why u dont go play osp or whatever since its free huh?

That's such a fucking stupid argument. :asd

You have a choice to block ads.

Because it takes ages to find someone to play at a server located in your country.

who cares

if u dont like it dont play it

and if u do just pay this shit sum and stop whining or if u cant afford just watch the commercial

No, im playing it watching no commercials for free.

Thanks.

i feel sorry for u

i would feel terrible if i couldnt afford to spend 50$ for a game

do u have something to eat at least?

I have enough money. I just choose to spend it in non-retarded things.

i don't see any ads. does pro have anything to do with that??

notfunny.

lets plai brah
i rape joo

first I thought that "jamalz" was joking but then :(

itt: moralfags getting trolled

privoxy.