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that was actually interesting.

Just read it completely. Awesome and very recommended read, and I hope it gets updated

interesting read
seems like he is still in a fucked up situation now

fuck. where did time go? that completely enveloped me

seems prison in america is different to prison life in uk

worse or bad?
'cause it always seemed to me like the prison situation in the us is pretty 3rd worldish.
or to put it another way: "throw 'em in, dun care what happens."

america seems ALOT worse

I believe in most catergories of prison in the UK, you get a TV in your room. Snooker/Pool Table in the block too.

A good example of a typical brit prison and prison life can be seen here:

http://thepiratebay.org/search/wormwood%20scrubs/0/99/0

lol, read a few lines.

he went in in 08, and he sounds like omfg the world changed sooooo much i dont understand life anymore,,,

;D

where have I seen this? Family Guy? South Park?

meg! :D

ahh ye :D:D but i recall a south park ep where some guy from 1992 wakes up from a coma? i also remember "All that she wants" from that ep.

http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/2...e-Man.html

"We tried searching for you! Oh God we tried! But we gave up after 45 minutes"

Also, what the fuck@

When I couldn't score for junk, I scored for codeine tablets. Grew my thumb nail long and wrecked it on the concrete so it was sharp enough to cut open my thigh, and would stick the crushed up tablet inside.

lmao anyone?

well, drugs do that to you, so not so surprising even if it's the first time I hear of it.

why lmao? (i don't know anything about drugs)

More of a general lmao at US prisons.

like that sort of stuff doesn't go on outside the usa

You got comparable stories from nl? 'cause it sure as hell doesn't happen in germany.

I doubt the sort of killing described in that story is going on in (western) european prisons. Although I'm sure there are plenty of "incidents", that you won't read about in the papers.

But in terms of drugs beings available/smuggled inside and used I'm sure it's exactly the same compared to the usa.

Probably. Although I have a hard time believing that a prison environment will make you a drug addict. In Germany or western European countries at least.

not all prisons are the same, this seems to have been exceptionally bad prison. if he's not making most of it up anyway.

also lol @ 2 years and the world's changed

Alot can happen in 2 years.

Just one example: I'm watching the F1 practices atm.

2008:
WDC Lewis Hamilton, close runner up Felipe Massa, drivers like Kimi Raikkonen driving, Red Bull racing low to mid-pack being outperformed by their sister cars often, Jenson Button 18th in championship with a crap car scoring 3 points overall

2010:
Jenson Button a WDC driving for McLaren, Kimi Raikkonen gone to Rallying, Red-Bull the fastest car, Felipe Massa having a huge accident and being out a year, Ayrton Senna's nephew now driving.


And that's 2 years in just one thing. Everything else coupled together can be a mind fuck

cool now I know how to kill a man using only a toothbrush and my bare hands

scoop dat nigga out like hes haagen dazs

you fuck, im actually eating cookie dough dynamo you ruined my appetite

yeh i jez got out 2 weeks ago and try to adapt to mah new life outside. it's been hellish so far. but it's better than bein ded that's for sure. i'm a trying to be a dish washer or waiter now and bet the best fucking dish washer in the universe. and the proudest . and then i will find a new love and live the shit out of this life

is that you sl1nger

i was sort of hoping the link would lead to some horrible illegal porn site and i would get 2 years in prison for clicking on it. i am disappoint.

this :)

Just spent the last hour or so reading the whole thing. Pretty amazing. He seems like a fundamentally bad person though, maybe he will overcome it.

yeah, I never got the feeling that he even once thought about his victims and that his actions might have been bad for others. He mainly felt bad for himself.

Just look at the part where he says that his armed robbery wasn't much of a cool story.

Still, he is a good writer and gave a good description of his views.

It might've also been because he didn't get charged for all of it. I wouldn't expect him to having planned to kill anybody in the process, so his victims, no doubt, forgot it before he did. Not that doing that just for the adrenaline is a good reason..

I wouldn't be sure his victims forgot it already.
"Armed robbery" is a pretty wide term, but it can mean he held a gun to someones head and demanded money.

He said he didnt get charged with all of it, because he took a plea bargin. So that might simply be a cause of the district attorney having too many cases to handle and wanting to save time on the "easy ones".
After all, what is the point of searching for prove for 15 charges if you know you can put someone behind bars for two years without much effort?

Well everything's possible, kind of humiliating after I wrote no doubt but w\e :)

not humiliating.

Humiliating would be if you tried to convince me now, that all victims certainly forget armed robberies right away ;)

That would be vedics function.

I personally find this bad enough but as you noted, esreality has different standarts :D

were you brought up by your grandma?

No idea what you're getting at, just at several points in the text I got the impression he doesn't/didn't really feel anything for other people. He comes off as a sociopath to me.

Yeah lets call realists sociopaths.

Yeah, let's call junkies realists.

prison sentence in briton, is known as a HMS holiday, prison is only tough is your hiphop and not rock n roll

I'm always intrigued by prison stories, this one is good.

"I kind of understand why no one came to visit now. These guys barely leave their houses they're so broke."
lol at that :D

american dream fuk ye

I started reading it and finished the list but after reading how people got killed, I had difficulty reading the rest. I hope no one I know ever ends up in prison, I can't even imagine seeing someone I know in the state that he described. It would be heartbreaking.

luckily for you woman jail is exactly like the lady gaga video for telephone

you've been a bad girl gaga!!

and now to completely ruin this thread...

Abomination. :(

wat

ABOMINATION. :(

y racist

h8 her with all i got.

You have 5 friend requests.

who is she, she can put her ass in the air and suck my dick all night

you been living under a rock for the past 12 years?

why yes you probably have

no doubt, or i just really dont care for pop musik and all the commoner little world of showbiz and celebs

30mb gif, really?

dont complain about size fatty

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=...1962501340

Hahhaha. "Do you know how many crum cakes I can get for those? How many chocolate milks?"

You ever been in a shower with a man and see the suds drippin down the crack of his ass?

...Quoting the Threadstarter

This guy gets 2 years for Armed Robbery ..


fail right there. Just 2? Give me a break.

Armed Robbery doesn't necessarily mean that he stormed a bank whit a shotgun...

armed robbery can be a lot of things, i remember hearing about someone getting 6 months on probation for 'armed robbery'. sounds weird but the case was even weirder.

in the end it's just a law term where they subordinate(?) a lot of different stuff under.

Bah, I blame Hollywood on it!

amazing read

Fake, in the beginning he says he hasn't seen his parents since he got out, then right after he says he saw his parents *immediately* after getting out. Nice lie, buddy.

Guy is an epic troll. On his post where he lists 10 things about prison, he starts by saying he hasn't seen his parents since he got out. RIGHT after that (it's in the same post he made) he says as soon as he got out of jail he went to his home, went to a bar where his friends used to hang out, got scared he'd get picked up for being in his own home and went straight to his parent's place. He says they let him in and he had to get a motel for the night. So in the same posts he starts by saying he hasn't seen his parents, yet he mentions he went to their place and talked to them. Trololololol'd. I'm surprised no one noticed this.

4. Losing everyone you ever loved.

[...] I realised, and tried to tell the boss that I didn't want to see them, that I was too messed up. So the cunts dragged me by the hair through the block to the visiting room and propped me up on a chair in front of them and laughed. They never came back, and they haven't seen me since I got out.

[...]

1. Getting out

[...] I realised I was pretty much squating and was paranoid about being picked up by the cops and breaching my parole, so I went to my parents house. They let me in, but told me I couldn't stay until they were sure I was off the drugs.

This is definitely fake, because in the beginning there was something about his parents and then it turned out that it was a lie. Or something. And also nothing is as bad as african prision because you get aids.

this is a fake, in the beginning he's on about how his parents are the best in the world, but obviously drugs are bad, and africa aids.

fake, aids









africa

LOL aids

I know a fake parent when I see one damn it!