Truely amazing.

Not bad, but you must be more subtle when trolling peers.

being professional is like courage: you just say you are, and you are

practise practise practise.

practice practice practice. :)

send an imsg to IceIYIan he should be able to help you out.

I hope youre good at sucking cock

you sound fat

send nudes and i will make you a professional gamer

gamer

What kind of world do you live in when u would go to a net cafe and rub your tits in someones face? U could do that at a strip club and get paid instead.

Steps to being a pro gamer:
1. actually play a game
2. Get good at said game
3. Participate in tournaments (online and offline)
4. Join team with sponsors
5. ????
6. PROFIT!!!

mostly ends at step 5 though ;)

Scratch #2 from that list.
Female gamers absolutely Do Not need to be good at the game they are playing to be considered a "pro".

She has the right idea already by rubbing her tits in guys faces.

Conclusion: If she could shut out Rapha 2-0, she wouldn't be nearly half as entertaining as she would be with her top off.

The list is for everyone, not just females!

Besides, how do you know that she would be more entertaining with her top off? what if shes fug?

edit: I know i'll get flamed for this but thanks so much to girls like ___ clan who have whored their way around the pro-gaming community, giving everyone the impression that it's the way for girls to go pro. Has it ever occured to you that some girls really just like to play and participate in tournaments? not all girls want to use their ta-tas to get them places.

girls like ___ clan who have whored their way around the pro-gaming community

This thread just got interesting.

PMS

Yup.

has nothing to do with girls that have slept and sucked their way to the top.

Lets take Olympic Beach Female Volleyball for example:
Are fans of the sport really deluded enough to think that people watch it to see the chicks in a two-piece play some skillful volleyball?
Hope not! Every 4 years I cheer for teams Cuba and Brazil because they have the best bouncing assets drenched in sweat.

Well I wasn't really addressing the fan base :)

Could as well leave out the whole of athletics or ball sports then :> I think for volleyball it's actually not too bad as I think women tend to develop more of a game flow than males as they don't (can't?) smash every ball and score immediately. Don't get me wrong, not saying females should stay away from sports (we all like it after all :P) but talking raw performance, they usually can't compare to males.

The sexualisation of Beach Volley Ball is amusing and somewhat sad. There are strict rules about how skimpy the clothes have to be, some of the competitors who are legit athletes wanted to be more covered but the rule makers know what sells the sport.

"not all girls want to use their ta-tas to get them places. "

but they should ;(

ooo bring the naughties, who did that :D?

Come on, I can't believe that any girl has ever slept with someone to get ahead in the fucking GAMING community... except for that one girl who did it for wow gold but wow really does change people.

As funny as it sounds, gaming is a huge industry (not just pro gaming mind you) with a lot of money in it... and where theres money, theres gold digging whores XD

You're sitting on possibly the best Esports expose ever (figuratively, plz). Spill ze beans.

Esports expose ever (figuratively, plz). Spill ze beans.(???)

I see, so you want her to "spill ze beans" literally.

Punctuation isn't just there for decoration, it's also to make meaning clearer.

Don't you have any shame?!?

None.

Not really XD but shh!

You're in trouble! I'm telling!

not all girls want to use their ta-tas to get them places.

Even so, it does get them to places whether they want it or not.

If we use you as an example. For the Dreamhack registration it says:

Due to limited slots in the tournament DreamHack will choose players based on performance in previous tournaments.

So, the chosen players should only get picked based on previous tournament preformances. However, can you honestly say that you got a spot based on previous performances and not your gender when you get picked instead of a player like bodzo? Bodzo who has the best Quake Live (internet) tournament record.

To my knowledge, you have no tournament record what-so-ever in QL, so it's difficult to think that you got chosen for anything but your gender. It is not your fault however but you seem to accept it without consideration.

Regardless, you are the one I respect the most out of all female gamers, with the possible exception of Hafu, but it's just not correct to suggest that females do not want advantages due to their gender, as even you seem to accept it.

I was under the impression that Bodzo actually registered after the places were chosen. Plus i'm not going to DH, I just signed up incase I could go, so the admins know and have given away that spot :)

And in QL sure i've played in some tournaments, some random online ESL 1v1 stuff (gamescom qualifiers, 1v1 ladder, the benelux 1v1 cup etc), some CA with the girlz, and I also played at gamescom IEM where I was picked to participate out of a random draw. Sure I never got anything significant but I have been playing :D

They are still open for registration, Nace for example was moved from accepted into "awaiting", even though he is quite an accomplished player.

Though as I said I think you're alright, you've always been friendly, giving me a WC3 key without even knowing me to any greater extent. A key which I still make use of btw :)

Thats what i mean, its still open even though the slots have already been filled. Perhaps nace couldn't make it? Anyway, I just wanted to clear that up for everyone, cos I know you weren't the only one surprised about it. Besides, I cant make it anyway so theres nothing to be mad about anymore.

I totally understand I get some things given to me just because i'm a girl in the gaming industry. It happens in all industries. I guess no one would get my point that im trying to "guide" this girl not be known as yet another pro-skank but instead a person who plays games at tournaments and enjoys it, and hopefully gets good enough to earn respect from that, not bcos of the b00bs :)

To some degree you must have succeeded in that though, in regards to your own image, at least from my point of view.

However how hardcore are you in your philosophy? If you are given some advantage due to your gender, do you embrace it or do you decline?

You have the sensible approach to gaming, most girls I've seen try to use their gender in order to get something. As leader of the most successful European WoW guild, with a fair amount of otherwise famous players in it, such as ScreaM or Heaton, there were quite a bit of lesser skilled girls who tried to flirt me up in order to get into the guild. Many of them were otherwise "famous" in the girl gaming scene.

I don't think girls are much worse than lads in that regard though, it's just that the guys can't go the flirt/looks/market whore way even if they wanted to. In order to get something in gaming, they actually have to back it up with a good amount of skill as well.

Its nothing new that many women use their sexuality to get what they want. It's hilarious that its even being used as a way to get into a guild :P There has to be a line somewhere.

When it comes to things like all-female tournaments, I can't really talk about those without putting my foot in my mouth. To a degree I understand that they are a marketing tool and I also see the good side of them that it brings competitive gaming to not only a larger female audience but a larger audience in general (casual or non-gamers are more likely to watch girls play, its normal :() So sure, i'd participate in them and have in the past. But also I hope that it will come to the point where gaming is so normal that having female-only tournaments will be unnecssary because if the girls are interested, they'll be playing in the main tournaments.

If you take the closest real sport to FPS-gaming, (olympic) shooting, it still has separated tournament for men and women. Usually females are allowed to participate in the "men" tournament though but they prefer the female tournament due to various reasons (lesser competition I assume). Unfortunately, I don't see this changing anytime soon in neither shooting nor FPS-gaming.

There are some bright spots though, girls like the aforementioned Hafu are playing at the very highest level of competition and is doing really well. To my knowledge she is the only girl currently playing at the very top in a high concept game.

Just start whining on esreality and you are more than half way there. :)

You have to buy ALL of Fatal1ty's products. Twice. This unlocks the final boss.

Obvious troll is obvious

go straight to tit rubbing, produces the best results in shortest amount of time.

download some app

if you look good the tits thing should be enough.
else, see #4
;-E

Not sure but id eat your hell.

You mean her vizari????

This thread delivers

Show us your pylons.

k

oh my god someone get the paper bags

What the?

I WONT ALLOW NO GIRLS IN MY GAMING CAFE!

Oh I got the reference, but i still dont understand why you would take your top off at a net cafe in front of gamers who dont care, when u could just be a stripper and get paid to do it by people who appreciate it.

That was the good part, bimbo strippers trying to do their thing, gamers keep on gaming regardless.

Someone should really upload the gallery to ESR, I demand captions

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wow, thats ugly

ew, CS

"Im trying to play here.........."

that's prolly what he rly said
"delete panties, please"

notice how he's holding ctrl+alt with his left hand and now going for delete

She looks like Putin with a wig and tits.

don't open any packages and don't start your car yourself.

that is true.

Why is that people just keep posting the censored pictures while the uncensored ones are super easy to find.

Com'on....