I had no food except rice bubbles but no milk.
But I did have butter.

So I melted the butter over the rice bubbles and chucked in some 100s and 1000s I found in the cupboard.

Yep it was filthy.

thats absolutely disgusting

That's fucking epic

my cupbroard + fridge are never completely empty.
And when I experiment with leftovers, it never gets really bad.

I do like pickles, though, never thought they were disgusting.

I suppose to closest is salad dressing with oil, balsamico, pepper, salt, basil, thyme and ketchup. Friends told me they found that disgusting ... until they tried it.

Ah, well, I love cooking and doing weird stuff but this really doesn't seem to be my topic ;/


Alcoholic beverage though:

"Blackshot" - Dissolve Tyrkisk Peber in Wodka, for a black drink that if it left standing turn mud green.
"Smurfjizz" - similar but with Vick's blue cough drops.
Mix beer and tabasco in a blender, great cooling beverage with an aftertaste that demands for a second sip of a great cooling beverage.
Amaretto. pure.
Amaretto with Cherry juice. Dentists advertise it.
having a Konterbier - as in beer in the morning when hung over

I don't really get ketchup as a salad dressing, but the rest sounds fine.

just try it, it adds taste to the dressing, nothing else.

only add two - three teaspoons though! But usually, I use any kind of jam I have in the same way.

Now that you have said teaspoons it makes more sense, and I will try it ;)

and omfg at that vics cough drop drink that is FILTH

And a mexican friend of mine made me that tabasco and beer mix before and I fucking loved it. She even added cracked pepper and some diced chilli into mine, was really nice + ice cubes of course, LOTS OF ICE

since im a pussy and can't drink almost anything, I had avoided Amaretto

(isn't it a cheap version of another drink?)

I was forced two shots, and it was real nice!

nope, amaretto is amaretto, but of course there are cheap and expensive versions.

And the cheapest is when you buy the unalcoholic type, like my roommate did for a party ... we still have it after two years :(
In his defense, though, it was in the spirits section.


And for me it's just way too sweet to drink it pure. Number one use is of course Tiramisu :)

"1) Strawberry Jam and Mayonnaise on toast"

wtf?

He means what American would call Jelly, which is actually meant to be called Jam.

Jelly and Jam are two separate things.

In jelly the fruit within is from juice alone.
In jam the fruit within is from crushed fruit and/or pulp.

and what's the secret of marmelade?

oranges

love

Jelly for Australians (And this thread is coming from an Australians point of view being that OP is from Aus) is what you guys call Jello, Jam is what you guys refer to as Jelly... And your jam for us is just... Crushed fruit...?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=54405312

Toasted a few sandwiches, found some leftover meatballs in the frying pan from the day before, put them on the sandwiches and seasoned with oregano, was epic.

nothing filthy about that.
I do it all the same with leftover bolognese or plain tomato sauce.

/e

now putting all that and some cheese in a sandwich maker is where it gets messy :D

eeew, cheese is just plain disgusting o_O

marmite and banana on toast.. GNAMMY

HAHA a challenger appears!

i was just eating it while reading this :o)

he's english, that shouldn't count :/

Whats marmite?

yeast extract
its the most disgusting thing in the world imo

butter bread with little bit marmite ftw!

no comment

European are too weak for vegemite.

The general method for making yeast extract for food products such as Vegemite and Marmite on a commercial scale is to add sodium chloride to a suspension of yeast making the solution hypertonic, which leads to the cells shrivelling up; this triggers autolysis, in which the yeast self-destructs. The dying yeast cells are then heated to complete their breakdown, after which the husks (yeast with thick cell walls which wouldn't do the texture much good) are separated.

enjoy

Yes I also have a history of the product never producing any type of illness :/

enjoy it I shall m8

oh I love marmite :<

you dont wanna know :( it's so disgusting

that's what she said.

[+]

Never tried that one, i put marmite in everything though when cooking. Its a winner!

Salt and vinegar Mccoys with a sprinkled Chocolate Flake over them. Also works with pickled onion monster munch.

Works best if you sqush the crisps a bit and the closer you get to the bottom, the better it tastes until at the end you're left with a fine powdery combination which you must tilt into your mouth.

And milk afterwards.

Is that how you got your irresistible physique?

i definitely don't love this but here goes -

when i was studying in Canada, i basically had to fend for myself but there was no forest nearby iso i couldn't go hunting. i tried cooking but i set off the smoke alarm 6 times before i was forbidden from cooking in the building.

i'd mix rice, yoghurt and salsa sauce. this was my lunch for about 8 months. true story.

haha wtf

I have no idea WTF is going on lol.

must have sucked to been your asshole.

It sounds like you left India to go live in a Canadian slum, I don't get it.

oh just remembered one:

unsalted French Fries, apple sauce and whipped cream.

ewww

yesterdays pasta + some asian chili sauce + lots auf gauda on top of it -> 2min in the microwave -> win

I like:

- Salt and vinegar chips in soft white bread sandwiches (and sometimes with VEGEMITE). The bread has to be super soft otherwise its gross.
- Mcdonalds french fries in soft serve icecream
- ham + mustard + pineapple
- cornflakes crushed up into icecream

fries + chocolate shake is pretty good.

that all sounds normal ;p

raw eggs

you ain't rocky.

I am angry at this thread

fatties

[x] with too much mayo/tobasco

mm.. i used to like dipping fries into vanilla milkshake in mcd..better then mayo!
also bread with butter/salt/red pepper spice melted in microwave ;p quick n yummy

döner
burger
fried mars bar

heh

i cook brown rice then crush up some cheezeits to mix in and then drizzle some honey on it all.

tuna mustard sandwiches

raisin-bun with mayonnaise.

so awesome.

Eat this and then we'll talk.

That ice cream m8?

Where's the rotting piss shark?

Mashed potatoes I think and rotten shark is a side dish.

haha svið

looks like some swedish speciality i saw on tv:
on some island they're brewing smoked-beer and eat the eyes of deepfried sheep

My sister came up with a bit of a weird one but it's good:

Sausage, mayonnaise mixed with lettuce, branston pickle, and a fried egg on toast. Really nice but it's probably like injecting butter directly into your veins.

it's probably like injecting butter directly into your veins

Hard times

Black Coffee
1 Sugar
Scrambled Egg
Smoked Salmon

Best drink.

Alright preach!

Tomato Soup with a fried egg in it alongside a pork pie.

yum yum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFNKsQqQvVs&feature=related

half this stuff seems normal scran to me.

Jellied eels.

when im drunk i go to mcdonalds or burgerking.
normally i'm grossed out by the food, not because i don't like, its obviously delicious, but half an hour after eating some, i always feel really gross. so i kind of stopped getting fastfood stuff.

but as i said, when i'm drunk, there's nothing better :D

also these asia noodles you just throw into a bowl of steaming water, i sometimes like them.

also olives

wth?

Döner all the way, baby!

oh

cook some noodles, wait for them to cool down a bit.

then throw them into a frying pan, fry them a bit and throw in everything you can find that is eatable.

That's called Chinese food.

what's disgusting about that?


I mean as long as you don't empty your trashcan into it ...

people (for example my mother) would say it's at least unconventional

tell your mother that this isn't the 19th century and that she is growing old.

watch your mouth

:)

My mom does prepare "Nudelpfanne"

don't compare nudelpfanne to what i described above :D

noodles + frying (presumably in a pan)


uhm....

ok smartass, youÄre right !
:D

\o/

let's make "Reis mit Scheiß" to celebrate

this

"2) Baked beans + Grated cheese + Chilli + Bacon"

All of those ingredients are amazing and I'm sure the end product is as well.

Try it man, btw you heat the beans up on the stove, dice and fry the bacon on another hot plate. once they are cooked combine them and grate the cheese into it mixing as you go, and finally add as much chilli as your comfortable with.

I want to get drunk just so I can attempt this also.

"I occasionally drink a mouthful of the brine that gherkins come in, nothing like that vinegar hit!"

aw, pickling with winegar is no no

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickled_cucumber#Polish

"The fermentation process is entirely dependent on the naturally-occurring Lactobacillus bacteria that normally cover the skin of a growing cucumber. Since these are routinely removed during commercial harvesting/packing processes, traditionally-prepared pickles can only be made from freshly-harvested cucumbers" (supermarket cucumbers are no no)

"The concoction produced during the fermentation process, containing vitamins and minerals, is often consumed as a drink; it is also considered to be a remedy against hangover."

"In Poland they are traditionally served as a side dish to vodka."

I had a Polish ex-gf who complained constantly that she couldn't get pickles except in vinegar.

Then I dragged her away from the markets one day because I thought we could get tomatoes cheaper across the road at the shop. As we were browsing through this little shopping centre, we found Polish pickles - the first ones she'd come across since moving here from Sydney several years prior.

She then proceeded to yell at me because she didn't see the price of tomatoes at the markets.

Bitch.

Snails with garlic butter or Ice-cream with calva, but these are common over here.

I can eat anything at breakfast, including all kind of cold leftovers. But my favorite combo is camembert (or coulommier) + baguette + coffee with sugar.

That's not gross, it sounds like a great breakfast :P

Most of my friends find it disgusting for breakfast :(

Anyway I totally missed the point here. Fav drunken food is coleslaw + ham on bread and coke!

your people are weird

also: breaded & deepfried camembert with lingonberries to baguette $

baguette !

Escargots are great!

Warm Apple Pie, disgusting, but great for making love.

shaggis

not properly cooked meat

I once shat out a tapeworm. Why it didn't choose to remain in my intestines, I don't know.

cook your chicken and pig well, sheep or cow beef should be hardly cooked \:D/
Nothing like a warm steak :D

i dip lollipops in tea. good shit

Chicken brains. That is the single most vile culinary atrocity i have ever tasted.

i was tricked into eating goat brains recently. i was told it was chicken. it tasted quite good honestly.

bollocks, its indian cuisine u knew it was goats brains, chicken does not look like a brain lol

nope

Poutine!

And btw, number 2 in OP sounds delicious.

What's disgusting about Poutine?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

:D

I don't think you got it :(

Everything about it is win!

Eggs, sugar and onions.

It looked, and tasted like, regurgitated vomit.

water and bread rich bastards.

ewwwwww grosss :(

try beer = liquid bread

of course..

6 + 1 beer are on meal.

I like raw meat

Snails in garlic/bluecheese sauce

back in the day when i was still smoking weed i used to like weird stuff when i got the munchies
like apple with white chocolate, pickles with crisps & milkchocolate or a couple of times when i got hamburgers/cheeseburgers from mcd i put gummy bears or stuff like that in there :S



also disgusting: shrooms on pizza (god i hate any kind of mushrooms but that was omfg disgusting)

"also disgusting: shrooms on pizza (god i hate any kind of mushrooms but that was omfg disgusting) "

LEAVE THE ROOM!
NOW!!!

Mushrooms are god's toenails!

do you also believe that when it rains...

WHAT, DUDE???

it's god crying because he doesn't exist

I was more thinking along the lines of big snake in the sky...

zero4

marmite and vegemite are the best things ever.

euros and yanks cant handle the awesomeness of our yeast spread goodness

not disgusting exactly, but smoked salmon and poached/scrambled egg completely covered in black pepper is fantastic.

or caviar on top of half a boiled egg and a green olive on white toast.

fabulous.

cereals+fries+butter sandwich.

you forgot nesquik :)

I used to eat pickled beetroot out of the jar by the handful as a kid.
Makes me gag thinking about it now.

Would have to say doner Kebab is the only modern food that I enjoy which part of me thinks I should know better than to eat.

Doner kebabs (Shawarma) done properly can be quite healthy and not disgusting.

making ur own doner from pork shoulder is amazing and possibly one of the best things ive ever eaten

Necrophilia, ho!

Sometimes when I add too much salt cooking buckwheat or barley or any uvva' oats, I resort to turning the whole conconction into soup. Once some old grated beets, excessive amounts of parsley, somehow some pasta found it's way in. I believe some bones were involved. Some moldy tomatoes, with the apparent mold excised. Also added a stock-block, of course, not sure how civilized people call them, not keen on researching it now. The whole thing then stood a couple days because nobody was hungry enough, until it soured. Finally I downed it all in one sittng, drowned the pasta in the toilet outright, though. Pickled pasta is too vile. The soup was actually refreshing. May have something to do with me being utterly drunk back then. Not that I ain't now.

Once I cooked a real nice chicken broth, but then I kept reheating it 'ard for a couple days. The broth got better and better still, all the while less transparent, but when I finally got to the chicken, the bones fell apart into mush with a touch of my tongue. Wolfed it all down. That probably when I finally lost my compunctions against eating cartilage. Only a step from there to confronting the creepy face of a dead prawn and nomming that too, to all-encompassing deliciousness. And the cooked-out meat itself stripped a nice layer of tissue from my toungue during chewing. It was pretty much all just fiber at that point.

Tode'h I had a mix of old potatoes, some unidentified piece of meat and corn pan-fried together with some button mushrooms. In a hindsight, I prefer munching mushrooms alone. They tend to impart too much flavor to other thing they're cooked with and in consequence everything is nausea-inducing sweet and musty... The Unknown Soldier of a commercially raised animal I found resting in the pan where my friend left it did save the mix though.

Someday, I used to subsist on cans'o'kindeybeans and random assortment of tabasco, crackers, sour cream and vinegar.

Some of my best days at work are when I forgo the usual practice of buying a six-pack of doughnuts and instead gobble down half a pound of cheese I find in the "emergency discounts" section, double-fisiting it with an onion. Yeh, I do work in what you'd call a british Wal-Mart, deep into Eastern Europe, the hellhole.

Such antics get the weakling libero-fascist westerner-wannabe hipster cunts (no offence meant to cunts, a nice organ really, any association with the corporate shits is hurtful to vulvae if anything) every time and way outta their comfort zone ;]

My dad made mashed potatoes once... didn't feel like going to get milk to make them so he used chocolate milk.

rofl

Lye fish:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk

if i make this tread people would do that classic bitch whine =]

even i put my treads OFF TOPIC

I AM SO ANGRY


WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WEED MAN

Bovine testicles or simply bull's balls mmm :Delicious

Marmite

I have a very refined palette and ur all disgusting

my mane =]

How many bitches have you railed?

this tread gives new life to meaning

ESR Meat Up 2017