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at the pub (79 comments)

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Posted by hnns @ 09:43 CDT, 16 April 2009 - iMsg

So you've spent 50 euros for food and beers at a sports bar/restaurant. You buy one more overpriced beer and walk to your table but OMG you spill the entire beer. Should the bartender pour you another one free of charge?

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<< Comment #1 @ 10:06 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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*cue people accidentally spilling their beverages on their way back to their respective tables*

<< Comment #19 @ 13:57 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #1

It could be worse....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYkwUJe1mPI

<< Comment #33 @ 03:47 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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Shrike - Reply to #19

lol i was thinking exactly the same thing ...

<< Comment #40 @ 06:21 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #33

Lag.

<< Comment #52 @ 10:46 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #19

to be fair that made me laugh lol

<< Comment #2 @ 10:21 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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becks

spilling beer is almost as bad as child murder, therefore the person spilling it should buy the bartender a beer.

<< Comment #5 @ 10:35 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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hnns - Reply to #2

Negative the bartender can have all the beer he wants. It was our hero that lost his baby.

<< Comment #53 @ 10:47 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #5

any true pisshead would mop the beer off the carpet with thier tongues so your all wrong believe me!

<< Comment #3 @ 10:22 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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You spilled your beer and expect someone to give you another one just for free? :O

<< Comment #4 @ 10:34 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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hnns - Reply to #3

You remember when the five year old kid accidentally dropped his ice cream and cried to his mother? The clerk gave him another one. Not because he legally had to, but because he wasn't a complete idiot and had a clue on how to run a proper ice cream stand.

Edited by hnns at 10:37 CDT, 16 April 2009

<< Comment #9 @ 11:21 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #4

so you'ree saying you are 5 years old?

(I can understand the crying part)

<< Comment #12 @ 11:40 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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hnns - Reply to #9

no i'm saying the ice cream stand clerk guy has a better idea of business than the bartender.

<< Comment #16 @ 13:24 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #12

but maybe then the customers might start to become careless with their beers.
Or spill half a beer and demand a new one because the other guy got one too.

<< Comment #20 @ 14:19 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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hnns - Reply to #16

I don't see that being a problem. In any case he should then be able to make a judgement call. He knew our hero wasn't abusing. In the end he loses way more money than one more glass would've cost him.

Edited by hnns at 14:26 CDT, 16 April 2009

<< Comment #6 @ 10:45 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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zkyp

I think that if you acted like a retard all evening, you shouldn't get another beer. If you acted like civilized people all evening, he should give you another beer :}}}}}}}}
In the end, it's all your own fault. McD's always gives free refills if you spill afaik.

<< Comment #29 @ 21:07 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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endi - Reply to #6

McD's always gives free refills if you spill afaik.

not here at nite cuz of drunks

<< Comment #7 @ 10:56 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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Eke

l2p

fucking noobs who can't carry a beer lmao

<< Comment #43 @ 09:06 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #7

Tru dat. Don't buy it if you can't handle it. Ezpez

<< Comment #60 @ 14:30 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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blue - Reply to #7

made a small typo there m8:

bear*

you're welcome.

<< Comment #8 @ 11:05 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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wata

bartender should offer you a non-alcoholic beer

<< Comment #10 @ 11:29 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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dadS

no

<< Comment #11 @ 11:31 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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TAFKAagardenchair

Guests who think of themselves as guests and not as customers frequently get thrown out of pubs, even in a forsaken country like Iceland.

Edited by agardenchair at 11:19 CDT, 18 April 2009

<< Comment #13 @ 12:39 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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micke

drop another and I will kill you. You should have asked for beer insurance

<< Comment #14 @ 12:59 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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Six16

I once did this in a strip club, overpriced bottled shit ended up costing me twice the price :\

<< Comment #15 @ 13:13 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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tom - Reply to #14

more like a trip club! woooaaah

<< Comment #17 @ 13:25 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #15

*cue tumbleweed*

<< Comment #18 @ 13:27 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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doYdY

i have had to clean the broken glass up before, just to add insult to injury.... fail :(

<< Comment #21 @ 15:23 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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If you're personal friends with the bartender or your server, then sure, I'd imagine they'd do it out of curtosy. But, if you're a ranging cunt and spill your beer, and know nobody there, then OOPS, RESPAWNIN' BEER GUNNA COST YA

<< Comment #22 @ 16:18 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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mkeiy

Nope, next time don't drop it dipshit.

<< Comment #25 @ 16:34 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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hnns - Reply to #22

go die in a fire MATE

<< Comment #27 @ 16:50 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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mkeiy - Reply to #25

Learn how to handle your beer and then get back to me.

<< Comment #23 @ 16:20 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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ashr

over here, if you spill your drink right after getting it and in front of a bartender, they usually pour you another one free of charge (unless you're ordering something real fancy). of course, this is only when it's truly accidental and not because you're piss drunk.

take it out of his sight and then it's just your bad luck.

<< Comment #24 @ 16:30 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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tourist - Reply to #23

do indians get the asian flush? I know, then it would be called the indian flush, but still, do you?

<< Comment #26 @ 16:49 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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ashr - Reply to #24

nope. not afaik at least. i haven't come across anyone so far but then i've never really paid attention either. however, many Indian people in their 20s or 30s have relatively high tolerance for alcohol. the legal drinking age is not strictly adhered to in most places, making alcohol easily accessible for minors. by the time they're in their 20s, their bodies have gotten used to booze. i was drinking in bars when i was 16.

<< Comment #44 @ 09:09 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #26

Sure sign of impending alcoholism. It's a shame :(((((

<< Comment #45 @ 09:20 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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ashr - Reply to #44

luckily, i'm able to abstain from drinking whenever i want.

<< Comment #46 @ 09:25 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #45

Yeah wasn't directed at you but at those people who seem to boast how much alcohol they can tolerate as if it was a good thing. I don't drink at all anymore.

<< Comment #47 @ 09:32 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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ashr - Reply to #46

yea lol. i was at this office party once and i meet this drunk guy for the very first time. i introduce myself and tell him which department i'm working in. he replies "this is my 16th large (a "large" here is 60ml of alcohol), gonna get my 17th. wanna join me?"

<< Comment #49 @ 09:44 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #47

Holy shit, that means I could drink about 100 large beers in India O.o

or did you maybe miss a "0" there? ;)

also, boasting ftw :D

<< Comment #55 @ 13:06 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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ini - Reply to #49

Or cl

<< Comment #56 @ 13:22 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #55

or dl?

<< Comment #57 @ 13:23 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #56

or maybe he is talking about pure alcohol?

<< Comment #59 @ 13:31 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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ini - Reply to #56

Never seen anything sold in dl before :o:D would be pretty hardcore

Edited by iniiiiiiii at 13:33 CDT, 17 April 2009

<< Comment #62 @ 06:43 CDT, 18 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #59

I have seen sixpacks with 2l vottles of beer. So I wouldn't rule it out.

<< Comment #61 @ 18:29 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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ashr - Reply to #49

not beer... stuff like vodka and rum which is like 30 to 40% alcohol instead of beers which are 4 to 5%

<< Comment #63 @ 06:44 CDT, 18 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #61

ah ok, sound about normal then :)

<< Comment #71 @ 04:51 CDT, 20 April 2009 >>

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tourist - Reply to #63

actually I wouldn't mind being asian, they get pissed super quick, which is awesome. nowdays I have to spend a fucking fortune to get properly drunk, it' s a sad situation really.

<< Comment #72 @ 05:00 CDT, 20 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #71

Yeah those east Russians get drunk really fast, every 15 year old girl drinks more.

<< Comment #73 @ 06:19 CDT, 20 April 2009 >>

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tourist - Reply to #72

I wonder how jibo managed to survive in russia. :)

<< Comment #74 @ 06:45 CDT, 20 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #73

afaik only half of the Chinese lack that enzyme.

<< Comment #76 @ 07:10 CDT, 20 April 2009 >>

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tourist - Reply to #74

funny module down again?

<< Comment #77 @ 07:13 CDT, 20 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #76

no, wise-ass module used the override.

<< Comment #78 @ 07:15 CDT, 20 April 2009 >>

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tourist - Reply to #77

ah ok, just running a the standard german dry module. my bad.

<< Comment #75 @ 06:52 CDT, 20 April 2009 >>

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LukKe - Reply to #71

i feel ya brotha :/ we think back on our teenage days from time to time .. when 5x 10� beer + some shot was enough to talk and do stupid stuff

<< Comment #79 @ 07:20 CDT, 20 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #75

yeh, has to be 5�C now :(

<< Comment #64 @ 11:21 CDT, 18 April 2009 >>

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TAFKAagardenchair - Reply to #26

I always thought that if an Indian drinks more than 2 beers his head explodes. But what do I know...

<< Comment #28 @ 20:25 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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erok

what ashr said...also I don't think by not pouring you another beer the bartender would be losing that much money(if you weren't in front of him when you did it). unless you are a big enough asshole to not tip him for the $50 of previous drinks just because YOU spilled the beer

<< Comment #30 @ 21:35 CDT, 16 April 2009 >>

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tom - Reply to #28

you dont have to tip at a bar in the uk. one of its few redeeming features

<< Comment #34 @ 04:06 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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hnns - Reply to #30

ye you don't tip anyone in iceland

<< Comment #37 @ 06:01 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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ini - Reply to #34

That's why I <3 you guys \o/

<< Comment #35 @ 04:07 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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hnns - Reply to #28

he'll lose the money when i never come back! and badmouth the place to anyone I know. For example I doubt anyone in this thread will be making their way to that bar anytime soon!

<< Comment #38 @ 06:02 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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ini - Reply to #35

If it was obvious you hadn't had any of it then it would probably be wise to pour a new one (Unless you'd been difficult).

<< Comment #39 @ 06:20 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #35

been thinking about making a trip to Iceland actually.
Is everything still as cheap as in a thrid world country??

<< Comment #42 @ 06:33 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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hnns - Reply to #39

Should be fine. As it gets more expensive for us, the cheaper it gets for foreigners. :-)

<< Comment #31 @ 00:45 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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Reyn1r

I witnessed this, hnns was very drunk and had been harassing the staff for hours. Raged when he poured the entire beer over his shirt, missing his mouth. YOU'RE NOT JOHN BELUSHI, HNNS!!!

<< Comment #36 @ 04:07 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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hnns - Reply to #31

ahha

<< Comment #41 @ 06:21 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #36

Busted!

Probably he feared you would spill that beer, too. Which would make him a partner in crime!

<< Comment #32 @ 02:48 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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rolf

spilling beer is a sin

<< Comment #48 @ 09:40 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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Anonymous (213.219.134.169.adsl.dyn.edpnet.net)

I don't drink beer, its bad. I only drink water, and on special occasions a coca-cola, but still only one.

<< Comment #50 @ 09:44 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #48

are you sure you are Belgian?

<< Comment #51 @ 10:40 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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mkeiy - Reply to #50

Imposter srsly

<< Comment #54 @ 11:11 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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.syL - Reply to #50

Check for tiny skeletons in his backyard

<< Comment #58 @ 13:31 CDT, 17 April 2009 >>

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neuron - Reply to #54

wut? :(

<< Comment #65 @ 12:18 CDT, 18 April 2009 >>

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Let me guess. Players?

<< Comment #66 @ 13:36 CDT, 18 April 2009 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #65

too hip and youthful for you?

<< Comment #67 @ 16:24 CDT, 18 April 2009 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #66

huh?

<< Comment #68 @ 08:06 CDT, 19 April 2009 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #67

i was assuming the name of the place as Players.

and since you're 43 or something and hnns is a regular I'm guessing it's youthful place you hate! they probably detest your tie-dye iron maiden shirt!

Edited by Aaron at 08:11 CDT, 19 April 2009

<< Comment #69 @ 14:29 CDT, 19 April 2009 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #68

haha it's not a youthful place tbh. I sometimes go there to watch football. It's just that hnns lives in a town with nothing in it and this would probably be the sports bar closest to him.

<< Comment #70 @ 15:36 CDT, 19 April 2009 >>

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hnns - Reply to #69

nei, kringlukr�in :-)

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