Haha, I just met a drunktard down town tellin' me how his hemoroids kept telling him to kill, and he couldn't do anything about it. =P

This got me thinking about a fun movie made by some students here at my university (MdH, Mälardalens högskola). They wen't out to a park and got some old drunk to make kinda like a commercial for our school. In this commercial he would say (in Swedish): "Wanna be like me? If not. Sign up for Mälardalens högskola". This, however, would turn out to be a hard task for the poor drunk. You can watch the making of commercial here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYvNMDQ-lns .
I might do a translation later if someone wants me to. But for now it might just be fun for the Swedes on the site.

Btw, why don't you tell us some of your alcohol related stories. About you, your friends or whatever.