I tipped once.

mailed zkyp my old graphics card, gave him my pair of emergency headphones and paid for his taxi to the airport.

also not telling because the internet doesnt deserve it

I love you, dear.

i asked for a pie :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

true the internet doesn't deserve it, but who cares!

i once decorated an easter egg - layered colors, her name in wax and all. in the end it looked like shit but it was still awesome :P

dunno if it was THE most romantic or not, my romance assessment scales might be off balance

wax? why not coloured icing !

We're men, we do everything with wax and duct tape.

She swallowed

hahahaha

lol

lmao

It doesn't matter, cos eventually the relationship will end, and any good things that happened just make it harder to move on.

lol

nice philosophy!

Nothing matters because eventually everything will end, Homer says nothing last forever.

i was going spain with a nutter and she said we should swap fav books, mine was a chuck book, and he was reading down south somewhere, so i went down to see him, v v v v hungover and at the start he handed out scratch and sniff bits of steak, was disgusting, had to go vomit afew times. then i got the book signed, with her name ect. chuck loled at me :<

my ex's bday just went i mailed her a handbag she wanted of ebay and pictures of us framed and stuff, made her cry. perfect.

one time i had a one nighter with a grrl and she left a lip baum in my room, so i went out to boots and got her a new one, gave it to her ect. but she was pretty mental and sluty, so got her to flash my m8s and didnt talk to her again, but the lip baum thing was sweet of me!

Why didn't you just give her the one that she left in your room?

for beeing brittish you have very awful typing skills.

He's part of th text generation mate.
Talks like dis cuz e' finks itZ coolz and shitz.

pls txt gen

i know, and it's awful.

What's your excuse then?

or you're totally missing something

plz edit

get over it you depressing wannabe.

it's not like i thought about it 5 secs after i posted, lol.

oh, talking of wannabe.. that 'way2*' is really cool and it makes you unique i guess!!!!!!!!111

YWEAH!

it does! way2 ftw!!!

I honestly have trouble understanding it.

same, i don't understand the first part

lol ur lying, u troll.

ITS HAD YOU ENGLISH NOOB. OH MY GOD, I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU??????? ??????? ??????

there is something rotten in the state of England :x

edit: and no it's not had.. I still have trouble understanding your language :)

:)

why u buyin ur ex a pressie for?
shud shit thru her letter box

well when ya lose ur virginity, ul know that even when u dont like people, u still want them, to want to fuck u. plus i wana fuck her around xmas time again. to mess with her head abit.

u sound like a disease :(

you sound like a mormon (-m as well)

ormon?

[+]

you've been pretty good at dishing out STD's mate, that's nice of you.

I once ate nothing but bananas for a whole week be4 valentines day so it would taste good

Pineapple juice is supposed to be best!

i'll keep that in mind for next year =)

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow

So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow

But on a more serious note, i acquired the keys to the city pool complex for a night once (which has a big hottub and all of that stuff) so i arranged for some suitable music ,candles,champagne etc and made sure we wouldnt be disturbed. Took her there at night after her birthday dinner etc , she did seem well impressed so i guess it could be classed as a romantic thing to do

aww thats nice :D

Lies, you sat her down and you both watched a demo of yourself playing for IQS on a big screen. And you laughed over Tuko missing that damn CTF2 flag to grenade jump again.

hahahaha

I took my ex to Tenerife for a week for her 18th Birthday. Spent the nights on the beach under the stars etc. Blanket, candles, wine, waves... All that shit.

(Being somewhat of an arstist) I used to like drawing/painting her portrait too which could be considered wierd, but she seemed to dig it... Wrote the odd song aboot her too.

Don't really know if any of that is romantic, but it all went down quite well.

cheesy might be a better word, but women like that nevertheless! :)

taking my bike and riding through the pouring rain for 20mins to get at her home to make dinner in my underwear(my clothes were soaked, but she thought it was cute or summin :x)

put my gf as my esr profile pic

shes cute too, p.s. my msn hates you.

my msn has mutual hate <3

yah looks cute! is that a flattering pic or standard looks? (sorry 240 for polluting your survey with such mundane things <3)

flattering

its obviously posed but yeh normal i guess

except when shes drunk but we all look a bit crap then =)

you lost your reply button ? :P

dont make me make liquid explosion on your stomach

lol

bet thats more romantic than ur poem

I bought a bigger fan for my 6800 GTand cooled it down by 3 degrees.

wtf is wrong with u?

Nothing wrong with me, my comedic understanding is just > than yours that's all.

the only time your comedic understanding > mine is when I'm asleep.

Indeed,I must have missed all the croatian comedians and programs over here.

no need to watch croatian comedians just see yourself in the mirror and you'll laugh forever.

i made a photo album, put lots of pics of us etc, the wrote some 'touching' words inside..

done the romantic bathroom thing, candles, wine, rose petals floating on the water in the bath, was rly nice actually (think it was an anniversery thing)

other things, but im crap at remembering things like that rly!

im sure i did lots of nice things during the 2yr relationship i had!

I fell in love once.



































Then i came :(

gayest thread, ever.

don't feel left out just cuz yeah .,-.,-

retro wave detected

unintended

real men don't have feelings etc? kk.

leaving a nice note to a girl after a 1 night stand, i actualy had lunch with her mum while she was off working :D.

the 1 nighter got out of hand and she is still my girl.

i'd never have enough respect for a 1night stand girl to commit myself in any way. that seems simply disgusting, along the lines of the pretty woman cliche.

in any case, good for you ;]

on the other hand, what if he was the only guy that she would have a one nighter with, because of love at first sight ect ect. :XXXX

well ye, in hypothetical theory.. very romantic w2e, fits the journal theme :P

but in reality girls who think in terms of 'one night stands' are just like that, they live in that world and frame of mind, and girls who don't, don't, if you catch my drift

well you are right, it was her first time she ever had a 1 nighter, same goes for me. She later told me she had a crush on me for ages (she went to same dancing i did). She just got lucky one night, i arrived at the club with a friend of mine that she knew to (without me knowing) and so we got into contact that night, i didn't have true feelings at that point and i just saw it as a good fuck (she has nice looks). During the sex there was just a spark and in the morning I wrote a nice litle note and a few days later i took her out for some dinner and a movie and that evening we kinda made it official (it was feb 14!!! <-- valentine's day).

they all start as a 1 night stand

well, not if uv been m8s for ages first, or gone on afew dates, or just not humped the first night uv met :/

yours start and end same night eh?

yea! that's the way Dird's palm likes it =)

making a campfire next to the river during a long hot summer night for my three girls in the south of france :D

it was very special..and..erm........romantic =)

peado

what?

used lube

I can't see the big deal in "romantism" or courtship or whatever. I guess people just crave for pussy and are willing to do anything they can to achieve that goal. ;-) That being said, I think I could relate to the question with beautiful locations. Perhaps forests and lakes and great scenery or nature in general - preferably as far away from morons as possible. Could you honestly say no to these images? :(

http://bytemunch.net/pushpabon/esr/

no

Forgot to mention: your word doesn't count.

what eri said

IT'S A LIE!!!!!

of course they do ... the instincts of self-preservation and reproduction are what drive you and everybody else.

Some people do actually enjoy being alone and doing romantic stuff with their partners .

I for one would find my life to be very dull if the only real contact i would have with females would be sex-related

I started a valentines day with having the house as dark as possible, lighting up several candels all over (mostly the second floor and in the stairs). When she came over to the house, she started to go up the stairs and there was a big rose lying on the floor waiting for her.

I was standing in the kitchen making the dinner. The dinner table was full och candles and we had oven baked salmon.

After the dinner I served the dessert (wich I don't remember what it was) and then I played a song for her that I wrote.

6 months later or so we split apart.

you cook?! wow :P

/me slaps 240 over to my appartment.

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!

i dont cook, i burn ! :P

did cook alot of nice stuff for my gf. Made the whole house nice with candles and things like that.
But she just fucked on it and was extremly unkind ... i love you women ...

ungreatful cow :(

yep could say so :) hope the next one is better :) but who knows :/
these relationsship stuff just costs to much energy and there is no armor :X

Levi240 writes me these lovely journals and news all of the time



<3

"the most romantic thing i've ever done was writing the 100th comment in a girl's online journal"

;)

i got married, that's about the most romantic thing you could do (i hope so)

Hehe you sound half-assed.

nicky, this is the first time ive seen a pic of you!

looking good :]

how's the new job?

good thanks :D
its keeping me busy, getting plenty of overtime in (15 hours already this month!).

get no time to be online tho, once im home from work im either in the gym or trying to spend some time with the wife and boy :D

dont think ive been on irc or probably a month! shocking :D

you good?