This morning in IRC I was being random and i was using haiku poems to answer and comment. Why? I don't know ... moving on! At some point the poems began to take on a Quake theme, and this little gem was discovered.
All times aggressive
You must choose situations
I am talking it
Before I am called out on it I admit that the original quote used for the middle line should contain "have to" instead of "must"... and if you have a problem with it all I have to say is:
You cannot resist
Determined to reply first
Unproductive troll
Thank you for making my day cooller =)

(For those who may not know a haiku is a Japanese poem consisting of three lines. The first and last lines have five syllables and the middle has seven)