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Which player model do you prefer in CPMA
( Poll: Q3)
@ 14:34 CDT, 29 September 2014 -
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Edited by Teen Queen at 14:34 CDT, 29 September 2014 - 10175 Hits
Comment #1 @ 14:55 CDT, 29 September 2014
Anarki cuz he does kickflips over his gibbed homies.
Or in my case eats shit and losses his skateboard on Wilshire Blvd. in heavy traffic.....
Edited by Gangland at 15:07 CDT, 29 September 2014
Comment #2 @ 07:08 CDT, 11 October 2014
Bitterman or Mynx, that is the question...
Comment #3 @ 11:35 CDT, 11 October 2014
Visor is love, Visor is life.
There's something kinda creepy about Xaero, and not in a good way. But in a, "cmon little boy, want some candy" kind of way.
Edited by function9 at 11:38 CDT, 11 October 2014
Comment #4 @ 15:05 CDT, 23 October 2014
noob question: Why "CPMA" is relevant for the skin choice ?
Comment #5 @ 15:16 CDT, 23 October 2014
Comment #6 @ 09:01 CST, 31 January 2015
RANGER = QUAKE.
Hes the fuckin face of Quake. We're talking about a dude who ended entire slipgate affair by fisting Shub-Niggurath.
The rest? heres an overview:
Crash - Silent slut that gives lip service to all EDF grunts.
Hunter - Zoophiliac . Nice buttcheeks.
Klesk - Difficult childhood and your mother marrying a hedgehog = this.
Anarki - Goddamn hipster wannabe.
Xaero - if Pai Mei had an unwanted child he spanked every day, a barefoot wannabe Shaolin reject, this would be it.
Bitterman - A star of Strogg concentration camp, looks like he overdosed on acid long time ago.
Angel - A child of Terminator and Mr Creosote.
Bones - a walking skeleton. Yay. Bury him again.
Orbb - an elephant testicle running on a pair of hands.
Cadaver - It's nice to see that funeral industry have their contender in Q3 too.
Doom - a G.I Joe reject who tried to stop Satan for the hell of it.
Daemia - la puta del madre
Gorre - another G.I Joe reject. But with cool face mask.
Grunt - dont overdose on steroids or you'll end up like him.
Hossman - overweight biker with constant constipation.
Lucy - discharged from prison duty for being a fat slut that gives her ass for a pair of milkshakes.
Major - given her ingame quotes, she needs good pounding. Bad.
Patriot - a cyborg corpse with Oval Office aspirations.
Phobos - Doom's retarded brother. Gay brother.
Razor - He's 90's EXXTREME! incarnated. With a huge codpiece. A Marlboro Man contender.
Mynx - So much nerd fappage. So much fappage.
Sarge - "I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck"!!!!!
Slash - there you go. id Software predicted emo.
Sorlag - a reason why Godzilla should never rape any Gremlin again.
Stripe - made solely so that he can polish Grunt's pecs and have manly love with him.
TankJr - Tank Commander and Iron Maiden had an affair. After this abomination, Stroggs preemptively removed all genitals from their soldiers.
Uriel - so Kain finally scored a mothman. Great.
Visor - Gorre's roommate.
Wrack - a politically correct Ranger.
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