Why is quake so dead in 2018? like for real all my homies moved on to other games =[
we used to have a bunch of wild mofos down @ lan everyday back in 2001 we used to smoke weed, sip lean, play quake 3 CTF, tdm and DUELS for hours then go hustle on some bitches and we did this FOR YEARS
u feel me mane? the GOLDEN ERA OF QUAKE 2001-2007 we had the life continued with my businesses for some time with quake live and some other FPS games but it was never the same as the GOLDEN ERA so that was like 2007 - 2017 and now we are HERE
in the present times =[ the death of quake i can smell the corpse but nobody wants to acknowledge it
everyone is moving on and all the reel niqqas either dead or in jail
sometimes i feel like the blunt is my only friend
what the fuck happened to quake??
we used to stand for something
we used to mean something
i believe it is really over...
what will the yung generation do?
what are your thoughts?
*hits tha blunt*
Edited by Fizzle at 07:34 CDT, 7 April 2018 - 6479 Hits
Posted by Fizzle @ 16:10 CDT, 19 March 2018 - iMsg
I have seen so many good men pass lately just look at ESR so many of my homies are passing =]
My manes be dropping like mofuckin flies and what is that one thing they all had in common QUAKE yes QUAKE
I mean really think about quake must be bad for your health because you can just count the death toll for this game is in the thousand if not ten thousand mark and they all gave that life for quaek mane you got respect that mane
now i sit and write this article with a blunt in my hand and a bottle of hard liqor by my side but that stuff aint got shit on the toll quake took on me
fact: steven hawking played quake and look at him now. my niqqa gone - RIP =[
quake is bad for your health =]
you cannot deny this
and one day it will CATCH UP TO YOU AND SOCK YOU DEAD
You cannot proof me rong
*hits tha blunt*
Edited by Fizzle at 16:19 CDT, 19 March 2018 - 4136 Hits
I just hit tha blunt and got thinking about the old times of quake and of esreality and it had me thinking ooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeee
WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES UP IN THIS BITCH =]<o~~~~
Now i wonder if anybody ever planned so much legends in the mofo - shoutout to all my buddies - who would have ever thought i would be here now making this thread i mean really my homies thought i would never make it out of the pen alive but i got out of my cell and back in that LAN
i can tell you missed me, i smoke that mofo out on the daily make it look like the SWAT team just dropped a mofo smoke grenade in they ass
u feel me mane?
does GOD have a plan for quake?
i sure hope he does cuz im prayin for tat mofo everyday
u feel me? ='']
- shoutout to tha big homie av3k -
Edited by Fizzle at 16:52 CST, 1 March 2018 - 3912 Hits
Posted by Fizzle @ 00:27 CST, 23 February 2018 - iMsg
Its time you turned from the shadows you are so faceless you leave me cold you leave me loveless its time to man up and give us an update i dont want to get angry but you force people to this methods and i want a new game like every other old skool mofo out there rite now so please just come forward with your new diabotical update before i do something desperate and take the whole damn world down with me
u feel me mane?
i sit here with your face on a dart board and im getting you everytime give us our update before is too late the ship is sinking and the captain is not going down with it this time
i am angry so give me an update or give me something
you took my money and you owe me to say hello to my face when you see me
no more secrets no more of this please
Posted by Fizzle @ 13:33 CST, 24 January 2018 - iMsg
FOR REAL DOE =]
When are WE the OG quake players still doing this shit to this day today gonna get that real OG quake successor game?
We have been waiting so long now its starting to feel like a joke and still so many of us are playing quake like the crack headz i got up in my trap house =]<o~~~ we have seen so many come and go??
one bullshit game to da next
u feel me mane???=]<o~~~
i keep a blunt lit but im losing hope please pay your respects
and dont forget to pray for me
peace n love
-big homie fiz
Posted by Fizzle @ 10:17 CST, 15 December 2017 - iMsg
Yes the time has come again my ESR BROTHERS =]
It is the annual christmas and new years tread brought you by your boy fizzle - This time it is consolodated into one thread at the wishes of my ESR OVERLORDS - shoutout to teen queen -
So you see that little cloud in the sky?? cuzz you see that big ol cloud o smoke in the sky - you think thats some fog?? really doe??? =] nah cuzz thats your boy fizzle smoking tha place out with the spirit of christmas.
So i first want to wish you all a happy christmas and a great new years and i hope you get what you want and a little bit on top if you kno what im saying =]<o~~~
You know me i am a man of simple measures all i want for christmas is a big ol blunt, happy fizzle jr, my side bitch happy and my wife be happy - shoutout to my wife -
Please take this time to post a christmas wishes in this thread i just want to give a shoutout to all ESR users, admins and staff for another year of dopeness =]
So what have you asked for christmas this year?
god bless you all and prosper in this times =]<o~~~
*passes blunt of christmas spirit*
Edited by Fizzle at 10:27 CST, 15 December 2017 - 7257 Hits
Posted by Fizzle @ 10:20 CST, 8 December 2017 - iMsg
I just started thinking about and really when you think about are we [quake players] actually the retards in the grand scheme of things?
I mean really think about it we stick to our same old basic games and don't want anything new and nobody can make anything for us and when they do we are never happy and tell them to get lost effectively throwing our poop at them.
It could just be the blunt but im really starting to think im onto something here... im starting to feel as an old school quaker that it has affected my brain so that i cannot grasp modern shooters i mean look we ARE THE MINORITY HERE... its a worrying thought that i leave with you to ponder my friends =]<o~~~
Posted by Fizzle @ 03:26 CST, 6 December 2017 - iMsg
I think it is time i threw my two sense into this pool of rants we have here on ESR now =]
*hits tha blunt*
I really feel that iD Software and Saber do not care about us. How many people do you see upset with quake champions and YET you still no positive changes like for real most pros like the money but you do have some woke pros such as strenx calling them out on the BS they try to pull =] - shoutout to strenx -
The game is losing hundreds of players a day and the larger esports scene does not welcome this game which is a sad day for all quakers everywhere =[
Even if our utmost support what will this do if the big guys at ID and saber do not care about the game and they certainly do not care about us... you know its time like these when i think MJ said it best
All I want to say is that
They don't really care about us
I wanted to believe quake champs would save us but i really feel its not working out. im a point now where i leave this game or support it fully.
I welcome you [my ESR brothers] to change my mind but i really am losing hope =[
Posted by Fizzle @ 12:46 CDT, 4 November 2017 - iMsg
I just recently escaped a shootout at my last lab located in criminal underground [somewhere in PL] - the rest of my homies are dead but i ESCAPED. This must mean the big man lord above GOD wants me alive.
My bussinesses are in tatters and I think my rival PL cartels are going to take it all away from me... i lost contact with fizzle jr a few months ago and i dont know where that bitch is at... =[
however its time to make a change... 2018 is the year i go straight.
I will make myself a great man once again...
- Start honest businesses
- No more blunts
- No more quake
- Read more books
- Excercise regalar
Apart from tat i will lay low for a while - SO - peace out homies.. if you dont hear from its probably too late and you can consider me a dead man.. i just hope i made a difference to ur life in my years on ESR- peace out - maybe ofr the last time =[
*hits last blunt*
Posted by Fizzle @ 10:07 CDT, 4 October 2017 - iMsg
The early 2000's are truly the best times to play videos games and be alive in my opinion.
Well let me list some of the games popular back then =]
Quake 3 & CPMA (And loads of good mods)
Counter Strike (and a shit load more good half life mods)
Team Fortress Classic
Arena FPS games being the standard run of events back in the day
The night life
Weed was in a higher abundance.
Cocaine... more pure... cheaper...
I had more friends back then we all played games, went out got drunk, got into fights and blacked out! in that same exact order every damn weekend... sometimes in reverse =]<o~~~
Internet was more pure back then... forums and all that good shit... ESR was more alive... active postings and all kinds of good people... before esports turned into a meme... before it turned into pussy MOBA games... before everything was a MEME Women
An early 2000s lady... oooo weee
is it or did ladies have some class back then?
i have yet to find me a girl to replace the lady im running with back then
Maybe from all these years of hitting the blunt and liffing life on 80mph in the BIG PL you feel me mane?? the depression has finally settled in
I feel like things truly went out the window after 2010. I have been holding out for things to get better but im losing hope.. well thats just the way i feel. quake champions hit me the worst. what the fuck are they doing to our game /rant
stay strong ESR fam. ill always be here. when you needs me most =]
admin/mods let me have my last post please
after this i turn my full attentions to my businesses
Fizzle gone PRO
that niqqa gone PRObation
this is my final message
this is the very end of me
my employers no longer see a use for me =[
all i ask is that you keep hittin blunts
[shoutout to my homies that supported me]
Posted by Fizzle @ 08:22 CST, 30 January 2017 - iMsg
What have you been noctising lately?
I noctised some things in REAL and in QUAKE
I noctis that fewer people play QUAKE lately
I noctis that what i thought 10 years ago is 20 years ago
I noctised that all the top players of QUAKE all smoked weed
I noctised that i am enjoy life less lately
I noctised that drugs are getting weaker
What are some things you have noctised lately my ESR brothers??
Edited by Fizzle at 08:22 CST, 30 January 2017 - 1884 Hits
Posted by Fizzle @ 13:33 CST, 26 December 2016 - iMsg
Just a bit of advice for my ESR brothers =]
If you ever need to beat back and tell some dirty ass hoe to stop riding yo dick after that one time you fucked that bitch and she keep coming back for mo but you already got bouta 20 hoes and you wanna keep one o dem yo main bitch
just tell that bitch like this:
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P-I-M-P
Edited by Fizzle at 05:04 CST, 19 January 2017 - 1966 Hits
Posted by Fizzle @ 05:34 CST, 22 December 2016 - iMsg
I have set my goals high on ESReality over the years.
My greatest achievement not just on ESR but in life is achieving some of the buddy list additions that I have made on this website, my greatest life time achievments being added back by these legends:
LIST OF LEGENDS THAT HAVE ADD ME BACK
quake is potat
senior money mustache
thank you for adding me back, i love and cherish every single last one of you legends. i pass you the blunt eternally =]<o~~
My current goal is that some day these people will add me back as a buddy =]
DREAM BUDDY LIST - PLEASE ADD ME =]
If you are reading this and are on my dream buddy list, please make my christmas wish come true and smash THAT BUDDY BUTTON =]
as... i have not been giving long left to live =[
*hits tha blunt*
Edited by Fizzle at 04:58 CST, 23 December 2016 - 4202 Hits
Posted by Fizzle @ 02:48 CST, 16 December 2016 - iMsg
Am I the only one that thinks that COOLLER should make his own brand of coolling refereshments?
His slogan could be like: THE COOLLER WAY TO DO IT
He could make a BOMB in the summer with his COOLLER referehments line like the "Water COOLLER" , the "COOLLER Freezer", the "COOLLER Bottle Opener", the "COOLLER Beer"
Seriously that would be da shiznit =]
THIS IS DA SCENE - THE HEAT IS ON @ LAN - ITS HOT AS FUKK !! WE AS ESR brothers all sat in the back of the club coolin down sippin a cold COOLLER BEER as we watch classic quake matches and pass tha blunt =]<o~~~
Edited by Fizzle at 03:02 CST, 16 December 2016 - 3827 Hits
Posted by Fizzle @ 07:18 CST, 15 December 2016 - iMsg
Anyone else wish they had put TOURNEY from Quake 4 into QL???
Maybe it was just tha blunts dat i been smokin back in tha day but i remember this game mod to be real fun for me and my friends when we used to play we woold have such laughs almost choking on the laughs WE USED TO HAVE =] when i could not afford good weed
much time passed but da the memories are as clear as tha blunt smoke in 2016
WHO REMEMBERS THIS GAME MODE??? TOURNEY!
Why it only appears in Quake 4!?!!?! BEAST GAME MOD =]
Posted by Fizzle @ 10:34 CST, 13 December 2016 - iMsg
THAT TIME HAS COME AGAIN my brothers =]
tis da seasn of the that festivities and I WANNA KNOW how you will spend it!!!!
personally i will spend the time back in PL with my fam besides me, probably hold a moment of silence for my fallen niqqas (av3k) and spark a blunt in they name as we unwrap the presents, i will give dizzle jr his first experience on tha blunt too.
i hope you has a good christmas this time ESR my brothers =]
how you gonna spend it?? if you want you can spend it with me !
Posted by Fizzle @ 09:39 CST, 5 December 2016 - iMsg
Hello Fellow Gamers of ESR...
I have been conducting experiments with "tha blunt" and as part of my ongoing research project I have noticed a direct link between "tha blunt" and professional video games and that most "pro gamers" have used "tha blunt" at least once in their professional careers.
I have been reaching out to professional players from many scenes and have had a mixed responses regarding this question, most as you can guess shot me down (what does that Fizzle man want... stupid troll... what could he ever accomplish? i will ignore his message in an attempt to stomp him from reaching the end of his research)
From what I can tell is that for the most part people that buss the blunt are more likely to be a professional gamer or in the least be a bit more competitive with their game.
I know we have our collective of blunted folks here on ESR but i am suprised to know how many of us actually buss the blunt regularly, much more than i had first thought! =]
I am still on my research mission to find the effect tha blunt has on quake and on gamers in general.
If you would like to have some forrmal questioning on the matter or be more involved in my extensive research which may or may not be used in my FINAL DOCUMENT OF ANALYSIS which is currently titled "What Effect Does Tha Blunt Have On Gamers" then inbox me here on ESR.
I am currently blunted on some of the strongest shit known to mankind and I feel more at ease with the world and subsequent FORUMS of the world, I feel motivated and confident in my efforts.
Please let me know what effect "tha blunt" has had on your professional gaming experiences, you might end up in my papers!
Edited by Teen Queen at 09:49 CST, 5 December 2016 - 1865 Hits
Posted by Fizzle @ 04:22 CDT, 29 September 2016 - iMsg
I am making this thread as to take some input from the Quake community =]
I am planning a LAN maybe just me and my old friends from back in the day or maybe if we get the "funding" we will expand and invite ESR to our fist LAN but you feel me?? "funding" is if we wanna put bread on the table we gotta hustle in these hard polish streets so it is a priority - paypal ??? credit card - thank you =]
for me in no particular order these events + thing MUST take place @ LAN
• QW + CPMA + QUAKE LIVE TDM
• Duel cup
• blunt sesssion =]<o~~~
• hoes + biches
• pizza delivery
• arm wrestles
• stealing of the machinary
• coke session
• couch session
• memory session + nostalgia + let it out of you
• fight + a bit of crack session
• race with real car / drift in the big wheels