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Fear or Respect? (8 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 14:45 CDT, 12 June 2018 - iMsg
Wat is the difference between fear and respect??

I have to know bcuz it real bothers me lately i do not tell if someone has fear or respect for me

like i when i walk down tha streets or see you @ LAN and you nod your head at me is that cuz i feared you? or you respect me ? =]<o~~~~

one must know so please enlighten me =]

*hits tha blunt*
peace (Y)
fizzle
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Where do we go now? (17 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 06:05 CDT, 19 May 2018 - iMsg
Where do we go now that quake is dead?

Is it time for me to leave? =[
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Why quake is dead in 2018 (44 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 07:31 CDT, 7 April 2018 - iMsg
Why is quake so dead in 2018? like for real all my homies moved on to other games =[

we used to have a bunch of wild mofos down @ lan everyday back in 2001 we used to smoke weed, sip lean, play quake 3 CTF, tdm and DUELS for hours then go hustle on some bitches and we did this FOR YEARS
u feel me mane? the GOLDEN ERA OF QUAKE 2001-2007 we had the life continued with my businesses for some time with quake live and some other FPS games but it was never the same as the GOLDEN ERA so that was like 2007 - 2017 and now we are HERE

in the present times =[ the death of quake i can smell the corpse but nobody wants to acknowledge it

everyone is moving on and all the reel niqqas either dead or in jail
sometimes i feel like the blunt is my only friend

what the fuck happened to quake??
we used to stand for something
we used to mean something
i believe it is really over...

what will the yung generation do?

what are your thoughts?
*hits tha blunt*
peace (Y)
lil fizzy
Edited by Fizzle at 07:34 CDT, 7 April 2018 - 6479 Hits
I need help to stop being blunt (4 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 08:03 CDT, 31 March 2018 - iMsg
People online and in the rail world keep telling me that i am too blunt.

Do i really come of as blunt on this website? please be honest with me as i have to know now not in the future not in a few weeks i want to now KNOW =]

Why am i being so blunt? i dont know?!? please someone answer my questions

i have only done to help this website with my advices please just offer me some solution to my blunt problems

thanks
peace love n respect to those that love quake
fucc the haterz
*hits tha blunt*
Fizzle
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Quake is bad for your health (12 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 16:10 CDT, 19 March 2018 - iMsg
I have seen so many good men pass lately just look at ESR so many of my homies are passing =]

My manes be dropping like mofuckin flies and what is that one thing they all had in common QUAKE yes QUAKE

I mean really think about quake must be bad for your health because you can just count the death toll for this game is in the thousand if not ten thousand mark and they all gave that life for quaek mane you got respect that mane

now i sit and write this article with a blunt in my hand and a bottle of hard liqor by my side but that stuff aint got shit on the toll quake took on me

fact: steven hawking played quake and look at him now. my niqqa gone - RIP =[

quake is bad for your health =]
you cannot deny this
and one day it will CATCH UP TO YOU AND SOCK YOU DEAD

You cannot proof me rong

*hits tha blunt*
peace (Y)
Fizzle
Edited by Fizzle at 16:19 CDT, 19 March 2018 - 4136 Hits
Gods Plan for Quake (14 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 16:52 CST, 1 March 2018 - iMsg
I just hit tha blunt and got thinking about the old times of quake and of esreality and it had me thinking ooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeee

WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES UP IN THIS BITCH =]<o~~~~

Now i wonder if anybody ever planned so much legends in the mofo - shoutout to all my buddies - who would have ever thought i would be here now making this thread i mean really my homies thought i would never make it out of the pen alive but i got out of my cell and back in that LAN

i can tell you missed me, i smoke that mofo out on the daily make it look like the SWAT team just dropped a mofo smoke grenade in they ass
u feel me mane?

does GOD have a plan for quake?
i sure hope he does cuz im prayin for tat mofo everyday
u feel me? ='']
- shoutout to tha big homie av3k -
Edited by Fizzle at 16:52 CST, 1 March 2018 - 3912 Hits
Calling out 2GD (23 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 00:27 CST, 23 February 2018 - iMsg
Its time you turned from the shadows you are so faceless you leave me cold you leave me loveless its time to man up and give us an update i dont want to get angry but you force people to this methods and i want a new game like every other old skool mofo out there rite now so please just come forward with your new diabotical update before i do something desperate and take the whole damn world down with me
u feel me mane?
i sit here with your face on a dart board and im getting you everytime give us our update before is too late the ship is sinking and the captain is not going down with it this time
i am angry so give me an update or give me something
you took my money and you owe me to say hello to my face when you see me
no more secrets no more of this please
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Weed, Quake or Pussy? (47 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 11:30 CST, 15 February 2018 - iMsg
You must choose one to live without. Choice wisely my friends =]

Your choose is important so prepare to be judged
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Your predictions for quake & esreality future (36 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 15:35 CST, 12 February 2018 - iMsg
Where do you see quake in 10 years?

Where do you see ESReality in 10 years?

Lets be real im probably going to be dead in 10 years so i want to hear your predictions =]<o~~~

im going to blaze a fat one and get transported into da future

a future without fizzle
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Why is cooller so cool? (36 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 05:40 CST, 3 February 2018 - iMsg
Why is cooller so cool? What makes him so cool? So much cooller than your average guy.
It is a question that has bogled my mind for some time and it needs an answer =]<o~~~
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ESReality Meetup 2018 (31 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 18:10 CST, 29 January 2018 - iMsg
Please mark your interest in this thread because this is GOING TO HAPPEN THIS YEAR
for real

we will meat, dine, wine and have fun together in rail life

we are all going to meetup and have a real great time =]<o~~~
mark your interest and feel free to suggest fun ideas for the weekend
i will reveal all details very soon =]
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When do we get OUR game? (33 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 13:33 CST, 24 January 2018 - iMsg
FOR REAL DOE =]

When are WE the OG quake players still doing this shit to this day today gonna get that real OG quake successor game?

We have been waiting so long now its starting to feel like a joke and still so many of us are playing quake like the crack headz i got up in my trap house =]<o~~~ we have seen so many come and go??
shootmania
overwatch
dirtybomb
etc
etc
one bullshit game to da next
u feel me mane???=]<o~~~

i keep a blunt lit but im losing hope please pay your respects
and dont forget to pray for me
peace n love
-big homie fiz
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Christmas & New Years 2017 MEGA THREAD (44 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 10:17 CST, 15 December 2017 - iMsg
Yes the time has come again my ESR BROTHERS =]
It is the annual christmas and new years tread brought you by your boy fizzle - This time it is consolodated into one thread at the wishes of my ESR OVERLORDS - shoutout to teen queen -

So you see that little cloud in the sky?? cuzz you see that big ol cloud o smoke in the sky - you think thats some fog?? really doe??? =] nah cuzz thats your boy fizzle smoking tha place out with the spirit of christmas.

So i first want to wish you all a happy christmas and a great new years and i hope you get what you want and a little bit on top if you kno what im saying =]<o~~~

You know me i am a man of simple measures all i want for christmas is a big ol blunt, happy fizzle jr, my side bitch happy and my wife be happy - shoutout to my wife -

Please take this time to post a christmas wishes in this thread i just want to give a shoutout to all ESR users, admins and staff for another year of dopeness =]

So what have you asked for christmas this year?

god bless you all and prosper in this times =]<o~~~
*passes blunt of christmas spirit*
-Peace (Y)
Fizzle x
Edited by Fizzle at 10:27 CST, 15 December 2017 - 7257 Hits
RM (19 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 05:53 CST, 10 December 2017 - iMsg
RM
Edited by Fizzle at 09:30 CST, 1 January 2018 - 3376 Hits
all quake players are retarded (59 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 10:20 CST, 8 December 2017 - iMsg
I just started thinking about and really when you think about are we [quake players] actually the retards in the grand scheme of things?

I mean really think about it we stick to our same old basic games and don't want anything new and nobody can make anything for us and when they do we are never happy and tell them to get lost effectively throwing our poop at them.

It could just be the blunt but im really starting to think im onto something here... im starting to feel as an old school quaker that it has affected my brain so that i cannot grasp modern shooters i mean look we ARE THE MINORITY HERE... its a worrying thought that i leave with you to ponder my friends =]<o~~~
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iD Software do not care... (26 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 03:26 CST, 6 December 2017 - iMsg
I think it is time i threw my two sense into this pool of rants we have here on ESR now =]
*hits tha blunt*

I really feel that iD Software and Saber do not care about us. How many people do you see upset with quake champions and YET you still no positive changes like for real most pros like the money but you do have some woke pros such as strenx calling them out on the BS they try to pull =] - shoutout to strenx -

The game is losing hundreds of players a day and the larger esports scene does not welcome this game which is a sad day for all quakers everywhere =[

Even if our utmost support what will this do if the big guys at ID and saber do not care about the game and they certainly do not care about us... you know its time like these when i think MJ said it best
All I want to say is that
They don't really care about us

I wanted to believe quake champs would save us but i really feel its not working out. im a point now where i leave this game or support it fully.

I welcome you [my ESR brothers] to change my mind but i really am losing hope =[

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The greatest frag movies of all time... (67 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 12:05 CST, 20 November 2017 - iMsg
What in y0ur opin0n is the gre4test frag movie of all t1me?
[ any games not just quake ]

My vote goes to this baby right here:


so many legends sooooooo many memories i remember watched it @ LAN in 2006 wit 10 of us crowded over one CRT passing a blunt. good times
it makes me feel em0tions =]<o~~~
Edited by Fizzle at 12:06 CST, 20 November 2017 - 10255 Hits
How to change your life in 2018 (42 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 12:46 CDT, 4 November 2017 - iMsg
I just recently escaped a shootout at my last lab located in criminal underground [somewhere in PL] - the rest of my homies are dead but i ESCAPED. This must mean the big man lord above GOD wants me alive.

My bussinesses are in tatters and I think my rival PL cartels are going to take it all away from me... i lost contact with fizzle jr a few months ago and i dont know where that bitch is at... =[

however its time to make a change... 2018 is the year i go straight.

I will make myself a great man once again...
- Start honest businesses
- No more blunts
- No more quake
- Read more books
- Excercise regalar

Apart from tat i will lay low for a while - SO - peace out homies.. if you dont hear from its probably too late and you can consider me a dead man.. i just hope i made a difference to ur life in my years on ESR- peace out - maybe ofr the last time =[
*hits last blunt*

What will you change about yourself in 2018?
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Why 2005 was better... (71 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 10:07 CDT, 4 October 2017 - iMsg
The early 2000's are truly the best times to play videos games and be alive in my opinion.

Why?
Well let me list some of the games popular back then =]

Video Games

Quake 3 & CPMA (And loads of good mods)
Quake 2
Quake 1
Counter Strike (and a shit load more good half life mods)
Team Fortress Classic
ET:CW
Arena FPS games being the standard run of events back in the day

The night life
Weed was in a higher abundance.
Cocaine... more pure... cheaper...
I had more friends back then we all played games, went out got drunk, got into fights and blacked out! in that same exact order every damn weekend... sometimes in reverse =]<o~~~

Internet

Internet was more pure back then... forums and all that good shit... ESR was more alive... active postings and all kinds of good people... before esports turned into a meme... before it turned into pussy MOBA games... before everything was a MEME
Women
An early 2000s lady... oooo weee
is it or did ladies have some class back then?
i have yet to find me a girl to replace the lady im running with back then

Depression
Maybe from all these years of hitting the blunt and liffing life on 80mph in the BIG PL you feel me mane?? the depression has finally settled in

I feel like things truly went out the window after 2010. I have been holding out for things to get better but im losing hope.. well thats just the way i feel. quake champions hit me the worst. what the fuck are they doing to our game /rant

stay strong ESR fam. ill always be here. when you needs me most =]
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Is ESReality the last bastion of free speech? (79 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 15:34 CDT, 25 August 2017 - iMsg
I feel ESReality is the last bastion of free speech and intelligent discussion on the internet

i would love to hear your thoughts =]

*hits tha blunt*
-peace (Y)
fizzle

- coming soon -
av3k cloned: a fizzle conspiracy

=]
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The Day That Quake Died (173 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 16:16 CDT, 8 August 2017 - iMsg
What is the day quake died for you?

For me it was the day when av3k got arrested and when he hung his "quake gloves" up

you feel me mane?

that niqqa was the lyfe and soul of the whole scene mane

i seen av3k sock a busta in the face @ LAN just for lookin at him funny... =]<o~~~ good times u feel me mane

What was the day that quake died for you my ESR fam? =]

*hits tha blunt*
-peace (Y)
- shoutout to those that still remember tha big homie FIZ in both lyfe and death -
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All good things come to an end... (48 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 07:13 CST, 2 March 2017 - iMsg
The time has come again my ESR brothers =[

admin/mods let me have my last post please
after this i turn my full attentions to my businesses

Fizzle gone PRO
that niqqa gone PRObation

this is my final message

this is the very end of me

my employers no longer see a use for me =[

all i ask is that you keep hittin blunts

[shoutout to my homies that supported me]

7ep3s
Alborz
bogOtac
deadlift
dem0n
diabolis
epicus147
filo
Gazz12
gojira_
gSTRUCTOR
hellsy
Herezja
ika
Kyto
Makie
mattered_
matuka
Meph1stoo
pacmanpl
ProT
sonic
squadmeta
sTPHN
supremee
UNIVERSESIXHIT
ZTK

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quake needs one of these (10 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 02:46 CST, 22 February 2017 - iMsg
teamliquid.net/forum/brood-war/433034-24-7-classic-starcraft-vod-stream

24/7 old quake 1+2+3+live demo stream o yea + QUAKE 4 =]

we need it

WHO CAN DO THIS??? =]

i want to be table to tunes into a random old quake demo ON DEMAND when im blunted

www.twitch.tv/medrybw
Edited by Fizzle at 10:35 CST, 22 February 2017 - 1512 Hits
The Best New Music 2017 (14 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 13:02 CST, 21 February 2017 - iMsg
Post new music you like from 2017...

]

i coulda went to school to be a doctor
but i dropped out and chose to be a baller

remember they said rae sremmurd wasa one hit wonder
seriously even if you hate rap how you gonna hate that beat and that video??

that video could be the ESR meetup
got me hyped for quake champions =]<o~~~

2017 ONLY PLEASE =]
OPEN TO ALL MUSIC !!
Edited by Fizzle at 13:13 CST, 21 February 2017 - 2125 Hits
Going on holiday =] (4 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 09:58 CST, 20 February 2017 - iMsg
I go on holiday today

just a message before i leave to say

FUCK THE HATERS =]

you bitch i take any of you weak ass on in a fight u feel me?

shoutout to those real people out there

its called esREALity for a reason
we dont need no BITCH boys in here =]

peace
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What do you like about ESReality? (31 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 05:58 CST, 17 February 2017 - iMsg
I like that vibrant community of individuals that ESR has to offer and i love you all like i love my own son [shoutout dizzle jr]

[not going soft like a bitch jus being real]

#realshitonly

something must keep you coming back here??

so state your reason in the tread =]

[im currently out of weed so i cant hit shit]
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Happy Valentines Day! (4 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 03:28 CST, 14 February 2017 - iMsg
Hello ESR will you be my valentine??? =]

Fizzle here just want to vish you a happy VALENTINES DAY! or Walentynki for my PL brothers out there [shoutout]

If you not blessed with love i hope you blessed with happyness!

I LOVE YOU ALL

SO YOU GOT THAT =]

*passes blunt of eternal love and romance*

HAVE A GOOD DAY, TREAT YOUR BITCH OR TREAT YOUSELF!!!

Edited by Fizzle at 03:31 CST, 14 February 2017 - 1851 Hits
almost shot myslef, need some good ESR (26 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 13:57 CST, 8 February 2017 - iMsg
ok i need to level wit u here ESR

i am going thru sad times currently and when i get back up to my top level =] with tha blunt i am HIT BACK DOWN AGAIN by knowitall whore

i held the tek to my head
i almost pulled the trig

i thought on life..... eeee... esssss. arrrrrrr.....

yo ESR u saved me mane, dont think im gone soft on yo ass but i need you to COMFORT me as i dont got nobody that bitch and dizzle jr out and the BUSINESSES crashing hardd =[

this was the best times i had, what is your highlight of ESR??

i framed this one, the best times
[img1]

[shoutout legends]
[shoutout nsx0r]
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What has ESReality taught you??? (46 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 07:36 CST, 4 February 2017 - iMsg
What is some life lessons that you learn from being on ESReality?

god bless my brothers

i know you know this lesson

i learn this bitch the HAAARD way

u feel me??

RESPECT THE PACO

[shoutout every1 in discord]

*hits tha blunt*
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ESReality Meetup 2017 (55 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 07:06 CST, 2 February 2017 - iMsg
ESREALITY meetup in 2017

what do you say???

yes or no

where?? VOTE NOW

https://www.strawpoll.me/12280875
Edited by Fizzle at 09:08 CST, 6 February 2017 - 7519 Hits
I have the funds for my documentarys... (11 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 08:36 CST, 1 February 2017 - iMsg
BIG NEWS MY ESR BROTHERS

Today i put the final funds into the funds for that bitch ass DOCUMENTARYS im making that focus on the POLISH QUAKE LIVE SCENE

SHOUTOUT TO MY BENEFACTORS

Now this originally started as a single movie documentary!! MOVIE but =]

IT IS now a documetary series in SIX PARTS and the title is

TALES FROM THE POLISH LAN CAFE

What can you expect from my series?

EXCLUSIVE

Interviews
Explosions
Drugs
Interviews with POLISH PRO PLAYERS FROM BACK IN THE DAY
Guns
Crimes
Bitches
Hoes
Thots
Blunts
Blood
Sweat
TEARS
POLAND

You can expect the trailer to be posted very soon!

If you would like to help me out in anyway please PM i can fly you to my film location and we can arrange it on site.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUE SUPPORT AND INTEREST
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What have you noctised lately? (11 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 08:22 CST, 30 January 2017 - iMsg
What have you been noctising lately?

I noctised some things in REAL and in QUAKE

I noctis that fewer people play QUAKE lately
I noctis that what i thought 10 years ago is 20 years ago
I noctised that all the top players of QUAKE all smoked weed
I noctised that i am enjoy life less lately
I noctised that drugs are getting weaker

What are some things you have noctised lately my ESR brothers??

=]<o~~~
Edited by Fizzle at 08:22 CST, 30 January 2017 - 1884 Hits
When your homie mentions plusforward.net (6 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 15:23 CST, 28 January 2017 - iMsg


=]<o~~~
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Quake Champs Pro Scene? (47 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 12:49 CST, 27 January 2017 - iMsg
What are you predictions for the quake champions pro scene/

Do you think TEAM MODE will take the OG fat cash stack? [think 300 team comptition]

or

DOES that classic bitch DUEL mode 1v1 stay up on top with a fat blunt? [1000+ people fighting]

or

Do both of them game modes rise up together like a successful busineses?

WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT FOR THE SUCCESS OF THE GAME?

what do you have to say on this topic mane?

[shoutout disrepute]

Quake Champions bringing Quake back to the masses, the OG gonna rise up, show these MOBA bitches how we roll [no disrespects] that just how it is =]

peace and love =]<o~~~
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* N U K E D * (No comments, locked)
Posted by Nuked User @ 15:18 CST, 24 January 2017 - iMsg
* N U K E D *

SELLING ESR T SHIRTS (6 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 16:03 CST, 22 January 2017 - iMsg
DOES ANYONE HAVE OR SELLING AN ESR T SHIRT??? =]

if you have that ESReality tee shitr i will buy that ting off ya feel me now =]<o~~~

on the real real if you got that ESR merch hmu in that INBOX

i run a size XXL

im a XXL mofucka u feel me??

i want that ESR swag so i can be swagged out wit my crew in the PL and im wearing that ting that says YO THIS NIQQA ON ESR =]

i wann send that message

i wanna be swagged tha fuck out with the blunt in my mouf =]<o~~~

swagged out on a bitch like

yo bitch im a big time poster on ESR

u feel me?

when im up in the crib, or in tha back o the whip wid that homies
send that message swagged tha fuck out WITH THAT ESR MERCH IRL =]

hit me up
-peace (Y)
[shoutout to the legends in the ESR industry mane]
stay tuned for my new series
TALES FROM THA POLISH LAN CAFE
Edited by Fizzle at 16:05 CST, 22 January 2017 - 1255 Hits
Advices from Fizzle #5 (27 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 05:29 CST, 22 January 2017 - iMsg
Put your head down and work hard. Never wait for things to happen, make them happen for yourself through hard graft and not giving up.

yooo ESR its ya boy back at it again =]

you might wanna put down that blunt because i got some advices that will make u hit tha blunt and not pass it to tha left =]<o~~~

NEVER WAIT FOR SUMTHING TO HAPPEN, MAKE SUMTHING HAPPEN FOR YOURSELF

u feel me??

never wait for your homie to roll up a blunt
roll up a fat one for your whole crew =]

dont let your homie bust a cap in that bitch face
bust a cap in that bitch face yourself

dont leave that bitch to chance
hook that bitch up with your fine self

HMMMM I CANT SMELL ANY REEEFAA???!?!?
aight now hit tha blunt ESR =]<o~~~~

hope you had a PROductivity weekend my brothers
*hits tha blunt*
-peace (Y)
Fizzle

[shoutout to T1E - big time legend in the ESR game]
HOW DO I LINK TO MY PREVIOUS ADVICES?? =]
Edited by Fizzle at 05:31 CST, 22 January 2017 - 4502 Hits
PARTY AT MY HOUSE (4 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 02:47 CST, 20 January 2017 - iMsg
yo ESR

i am hosting a party and YOU [shoutout to you] are invited to the PARTY

it pretty much a LAN but with drugs

a big session + LAN - we got all games but mostly about the drugs and music

if you want the deets please PM me

if you want that VIP add me as a buddy =]

OFCOURSE [shoutout to the admins]
if you are ESRoyalty you get VIP like bro just turn up on the door you know im gonna pay respects

we gonna smoke it out =]<o~~~

WE GOT THE BIG TIME LEGENDARY POLISH PLAYERS ATTENDING

u feel me??

p0rt & sonic B2B DJ set

RSVP in this thread
Edited by Fizzle at 02:52 CST, 20 January 2017 - 1137 Hits
Advices from Fizzle #4 (2 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 14:34 CST, 19 January 2017 - iMsg
hello and welcome to advices from fizzle #4

i can only advice you to roll up a blunt

SIT BACK AND LISTEN and ENRICH yourself in my advices

now i have come a long way.... a loooooooooong way trust me =]

that there is one thing that i would tell any mofucka out there on that hustle and grind????

that there thing is

KNOW YOUR LIMITS

KNOW THE LIMITS OF YOUR PERSONAL SELF

now dont limit yourself as in limit you ability nah keep growing niqqa

all im sayin is

you dont wanna be that niqqa with tearz in his eyez like
"GOD BLESS THIS REEFA GOD BLESS THIS REEFA, OH SHIT!?!?! WHERE THA BLUNT???? WHERE DID THA FUCKING BLUNT GO????"

then ur homie snaps u back into place like

"niqqa, tha blunt is in yo mouth"

know your limits =]
Edited by Fizzle at 14:34 CST, 19 January 2017 - 814 Hits
You can quote me on this one... (54 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 05:00 CST, 19 January 2017 - iMsg
Quake Champions will save Quake!

Quake Champions will bring Quake back to the masses!

Quake Champions will be GOTY 2017!

Quake Champions will SAVE QUAKE!

After all is said and done [ i got my haters ] [shoutout to my haters]
and the dust is settled on me and i had my last blunt

you can quote me on the above statements

I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY ONE WITH FULL FAITH in the game!

quake champs needs the support, COME ON ESR

GIVE UP THAT NEGATIVITY VIBE

QUOTE ME IN 2017
*hits tha blunt*
[shoutout to tim willits]
=]<o~~~
Edited by Fizzle at 05:01 CST, 19 January 2017 - 8195 Hits
Advices from Fizzle #3 (7 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 05:03 CST, 13 January 2017 - iMsg
one thing i know from hustlin out here on these hard streets

ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

you understand me?

this means in lie you have to do what you have to do

DONT TAKE NO BS
SOCK THAT BITCH IN HIS FACE is he tries to make you a fool

if you gotta step on 10 to get a dollar then you STEP ON 10 PEOPLE

have a fun weekend my brothers and keep you chin up =]

*hits that blunt*
[shoutout to Xou]
-peace (Y)
Fiz
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Advices from Fizzle #2 (5 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 13:17 CST, 11 January 2017 - iMsg
welcome to advice from fizzle #2

so this time i will drop some pure mathmatic dope ass advice on yo ass for free, ya boy dizzle got yo back, as long as we remin ESR brothers, im always gonna pass you the blunt of advices =]

so today listen here ESR!!

Don't it always seem to go. That you don't know what you've got. Till it's gone

trust me bruh

you dont know what you git till its gone

keep a blunt lit you dont know what you got til its goooneeee
oooooooo weeeee
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How much does ESR cost? (25 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 08:22 CST, 11 January 2017 - iMsg
How much is ESR worth?

I am looking to acquire the website... name your price... i got the cash

i will take ESR into the FUTURE

Sujoy if you see this, PM me
name your price

im a six figure niqqa
Edited by Fizzle at 09:38 CST, 12 January 2017 - 3064 Hits
Interesting video that i found (5 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 09:52 CST, 8 January 2017 - iMsg
i was on this website called youtube

i find vidoo
romero playing doom

i was trippin last night and fist thought i had been transported back to 1993 or something and i started bussin caps in my monitor

*rip momment of silence for monitor real quick *

anyway i woke up and found the video again, real interesting like the way they are so excited for DOOM

remember when we used to get that euphoric feeling from playing quake???

REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO SHOUT
"BITS BITS BITS"
when the zombie mans exploded???


check it out =]<o~~~
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Talk to me, I'll understand... (11 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 15:21 CST, 5 January 2017 - iMsg
This is a thread for my boys that are currently down and out.

Hold tight, come and vent in this thread.

Ya boi dizzle is here for you!!

I am very sad and depressed currently and it seems that most people in my current situation want me dead and want me to leave!

No I KEEP THE BUSINESS moving forward but i am making sad moves indeed =[

*sparks tha blunt of eternal sadness*

im here for you
i hope you are here for me??? i am lookin for the lite

im tryna keep my chin up but im so down all the time mane =[
2017 LOOKS A BAD YEAR FOR ME
I HOPE I LIVE THRU THIS BAD TIME

if somebody wants to go deep with me and here my full story, please PM me !
Edited by Fizzle at 15:23 CST, 5 January 2017 - 1658 Hits
how many mid air do you do daily? (16 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 07:36 CST, 4 January 2017 - iMsg
how many mid air shots do you land on a daily basis?

i am about 10 mid air a day

i land 5 of my mid airs in real life

and 5 of em in my games

=]
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Advices from Fizzle #1 (8 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 13:33 CST, 26 December 2016 - iMsg
Just a bit of advice for my ESR brothers =]

If you ever need to beat back and tell some dirty ass hoe to stop riding yo dick after that one time you fucked that bitch and she keep coming back for mo but you already got bouta 20 hoes and you wanna keep one o dem yo main bitch

just tell that bitch like this:

I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P-I-M-P
Edited by Fizzle at 05:04 CST, 19 January 2017 - 1966 Hits
Looking for buddies... (28 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 05:34 CST, 22 December 2016 - iMsg
I have set my goals high on ESReality over the years.

My greatest achievement not just on ESR but in life is achieving some of the buddy list additions that I have made on this website, my greatest life time achievments being added back by these legends:

LIST OF LEGENDS THAT HAVE ADD ME BACK
basbaas
epicus147
koOma
losty
Meph1stoo
nsx0r
quake is potat
senior money mustache
skulp
Teen Queen
Herezja

thank you for adding me back, i love and cherish every single last one of you legends. i pass you the blunt eternally =]<o~~


My current goal is that some day these people will add me back as a buddy =]

DREAM BUDDY LIST - PLEASE ADD ME =]

gojira_
jamalz
Jamerio
wem420
Xou
Disrepute
nvc
ddk
pecka_
funnyb
weird
noctis
twister
sonic
ika
p0rt
pacmanpl

If you are reading this and are on my dream buddy list, please make my christmas wish come true and smash THAT BUDDY BUTTON =]

as... i have not been giving long left to live =[

*hits tha blunt*
-peace (Y)

Edited by Fizzle at 04:58 CST, 23 December 2016 - 4202 Hits
COOLLER's Next Business Moves (24 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 02:48 CST, 16 December 2016 - iMsg
Am I the only one that thinks that COOLLER should make his own brand of coolling refereshments?

His slogan could be like: THE COOLLER WAY TO DO IT

He could make a BOMB in the summer with his COOLLER referehments line like the "Water COOLLER" , the "COOLLER Freezer", the "COOLLER Bottle Opener", the "COOLLER Beer"

Seriously that would be da shiznit =]


THIS IS DA SCENE - THE HEAT IS ON @ LAN - ITS HOT AS FUKK !!
WE AS ESR brothers all sat in the back of the club coolin down sippin a cold COOLLER BEER as we watch classic quake matches and pass tha blunt =]<o~~~
Edited by Fizzle at 03:02 CST, 16 December 2016 - 3827 Hits
Tourney Game Mod FROM QUAKE 4 (9 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 07:18 CST, 15 December 2016 - iMsg
Anyone else wish they had put TOURNEY from Quake 4 into QL???

Maybe it was just tha blunts dat i been smokin back in tha day but i remember this game mod to be real fun for me and my friends when we used to play we woold have such laughs almost choking on the laughs WE USED TO HAVE =] when i could not afford good weed

much time passed but da the memories are as clear as tha blunt smoke in 2016

WHO REMEMBERS THIS GAME MODE??? TOURNEY!

Why it only appears in Quake 4!?!!?! BEAST GAME MOD =]

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How will you spend Christmas 2016? (43 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 10:34 CST, 13 December 2016 - iMsg
THAT TIME HAS COME AGAIN my brothers =]

tis da seasn of the that festivities and I WANNA KNOW how you will spend it!!!!

personally i will spend the time back in PL with my fam besides me, probably hold a moment of silence for my fallen niqqas (av3k) and spark a blunt in they name as we unwrap the presents, i will give dizzle jr his first experience on tha blunt too.

i hope you has a good christmas this time ESR my brothers =]

how you gonna spend it?? if you want you can spend it with me !
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CPMA EUROPE LAN? (4 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 03:31 CST, 8 December 2016 - iMsg
So with all this talk of CPM cups and world cups and general hive of activity back in the community.

I am being very serious here, when the heck are we gonna get together to have a LAN in Europe?

I feel it would be the next logical step in bringing back a good and healthy scene in the EU for CPMA.

I would be in attendance if such a thing could be organiced.

I feel most people that still want to paly CPM in european regions would have been waiting for a LAN event for a long time coming, lets be real.

I call on the KEY players in the scene that could bring a LAN forward to come together, I can donate monies and do something to help and many more would do this surely?

BLAST TO DA PAST =]
Edited by Fizzle at 03:39 CST, 8 December 2016 - 6698 Hits
A question for ESR (17 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 07:15 CST, 7 December 2016 - iMsg
I have noticed over they years about some of the users on ESR and the STATUS they have achieved... hmmm it makeing me wonder =]<o~~~

How does one reach "TRUSTED USER" or the "VIP" status

How do you become one that the GODz of ESR can trust?

I am a lowly regular and i am happy with my situations but I have secretly aspired that one day i might get a status such as the likes of Xou

what is the story behind these statuses? i need to be dosed in a ESR history session!
Edited by Teen Queen at 12:06 CST, 7 December 2016 - 2775 Hits
The Effect "Tha Blunt" Has Had On Gaming (10 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 09:39 CST, 5 December 2016 - iMsg
Hello Fellow Gamers of ESR...

I have been conducting experiments with "tha blunt" and as part of my ongoing research project I have noticed a direct link between "tha blunt" and professional video games and that most "pro gamers" have used "tha blunt" at least once in their professional careers.

I have been reaching out to professional players from many scenes and have had a mixed responses regarding this question, most as you can guess shot me down (what does that Fizzle man want... stupid troll... what could he ever accomplish? i will ignore his message in an attempt to stomp him from reaching the end of his research)

From what I can tell is that for the most part people that buss the blunt are more likely to be a professional gamer or in the least be a bit more competitive with their game.

I know we have our collective of blunted folks here on ESR but i am suprised to know how many of us actually buss the blunt regularly, much more than i had first thought! =]

I am still on my research mission to find the effect tha blunt has on quake and on gamers in general.

If you would like to have some forrmal questioning on the matter or be more involved in my extensive research which may or may not be used in my FINAL DOCUMENT OF ANALYSIS which is currently titled "What Effect Does Tha Blunt Have On Gamers" then inbox me here on ESR.

I am currently blunted on some of the strongest shit known to mankind and I feel more at ease with the world and subsequent FORUMS of the world, I feel motivated and confident in my efforts.

Please let me know what effect "tha blunt" has had on your professional gaming experiences, you might end up in my papers!
Edited by Teen Queen at 09:49 CST, 5 December 2016 - 1865 Hits
Best GAME you PLAYED past 10 YEARS? (132 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 03:27 CST, 29 November 2016 - iMsg
I SAID AYOOOOOOOOO

I SAID AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS CHA BOI FIZZLE back with a new tread =]

If me [Fizzle] was at the bar with you [legend reader of this post AKA you] and i order you a cold one and you take a couple sips and i look at you in the EYES and we pause for just a sec =]

THEN I ASK YOU THE QUESTION

"so =] what is de best game you played in last 10 years"

if you asked me that i would say QUAKE LIVE

but i am more interest in your choice please let me know

SO I CAN JUDGE YOUR TASTE IN VIDEO GAMES =]
[bonus question: what do you drink in the bar"]
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BEST METHOD TO DISPOSE OF TRASH (29 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 03:35 CST, 25 November 2016 - iMsg
OK OK OK ESR

put yourself in my shoe

i am in this situation

i had my COMPETITORS in my neighborhood trying to hustle on my patch and i DO NOT WANT people cuttin into my profits

you feel me?

so i had to make a NECCESSARY MOVE to keep my "BUSINESSES" moving in forward and new direction.... so now sticky situation

i said my best boys to dispose of this trash

now i have problematics

how do you best dispose of this "TRASH"

- i make these thread here because ESR always had my back in the past -

ESR fam u always cum thru so cum thru for a niqqa
-peace
fizzle (Y)

=]
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best time to buss the blunt? (41 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 10:16 CST, 18 November 2016 - iMsg
when is the bess time to buss the blunt?? =]

i like to buss the blunt after i am successing at something for example when i beat a bitch into submission on the streets =]

or when i make that mid air frag on DM6

you know what the fuck i do???

i buss the blunt =]<o~~~

i wanna know NOW when is your fav time to buss the blunt

tonight i will buss the blunt and eat some chips and analysis my next "BUSINESS" move

you feel me

*busses the blunt*
=]<o~~~

-peace (Y)
fizzle
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HELP ME BUILD A PC PLEASE (3 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 02:52 CST, 18 November 2016 - iMsg
yooooo ESR =]

wat up doe i hope your are good and you putin bread on the table etc

i need your advices!!!

HELP ME BUILD A CHEAP PC

that compatible to run a CS:GO and a Quake Live on MAX SETTINGS with 144FPS+++

please cheap the better

i have budgets some 2100 PLN.

any response is appecriated

thank you for reading and have a nice time today =]<o~~~

if all fails i steal PC from local lan PARTY =] no problem
Edited by Fizzle at 03:59 CST, 18 November 2016 - 1276 Hits
BUYING QUAKE MERCH (11 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 06:17 CDT, 2 November 2016 - iMsg
ello ello ESR

i am postin 2 U LIVE from the big CIT AY of LAN-DAN and how are you me old mate?? =]

I AM LOOKING TO BUY QUAKE RELATED MERCH

official or unofficial

as long as its OLD SKOOL - U KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN =]

LIKE a TEE SHURT from a lan or official shirt from quake con etc

i got the money and u know how

i hustle on that hard polish street and i got bitches runnin conners in LAN-DAN
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Rare alternative dimension (18 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 06:53 CDT, 26 October 2016 - iMsg
so i watched this movies about alternative dimensions

had a thought, a thought yup and i was blunted as a mofucker

but still it runs true

SOMEWHERE in an alternative dimension.....

QUAKE IS STILL KING OF ESPORTS

so i propose we all go to this dimension.... how??
i have the blueprint and the first steps to put it in place

VIDEO PROOF????????

i have tested it and YESSS i have been there, QUAKE IS STILL KING AND we are all rollin hard like we did @ LAN 1996 - 2006

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE

please PM me and we can arrange an exchange of info and meetup
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I AM IN LONDON SOON (30 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 06:24 CDT, 13 October 2016 - iMsg
YO ESR

So I will be visiting London soon on the weekend starting 28th October and staying until i runs out of money basiclly hehe =]

i will be brining nobody, am leaving wife and my son at home (phew) so i can get as KRAZY as i want oi oi yes indeed i am gonna fly off that handle like we used to @ LAN in 2002--- anyway

anybody want to meet me or just say hello or something just PM me and we can arrange sumthing

i will document my time in london and report back on ESR

so why not join my journey? come say hello or spend some qualit-E time wid cha boi ya feel me =] haha

have some tourist time, fun time, and ofc blunt time =]<o~~

let me know in this journal o mine or PM me

-peace (Y)
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c (42 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 11:00 CDT, 11 October 2016 - iMsg
ddd
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THE IDEAL LAN 2016 (16 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 04:22 CDT, 29 September 2016 - iMsg
I am making this thread as to take some input from the Quake community =]

I am planning a LAN maybe just me and my old friends from back in the day or maybe if we get the "funding" we will expand and invite ESR to our fist LAN but you feel me?? "funding" is if we wanna put bread on the table we gotta hustle in these hard polish streets so it is a priority - paypal ??? credit card - thank you =]

for me in no particular order these events + thing MUST take place @ LAN
QW + CPMA + QUAKE LIVE TDM
Duel cup
blunt sesssion =]<o~~~
hoes + biches
pizza delivery
arm wrestles
stealing of the machinary
coke session
emotions
couch session
memory session + nostalgia + let it out of you
fight + a bit of crack session
race with real car / drift in the big wheels

So i need your thoughts ESR -

What is your ideal LAN?
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Esports got me a bitch (20 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 06:45 CDT, 22 September 2016 - iMsg
Does playing top level of esports net you a bitch or a hoe?

like dont come in here saying about women rights and all that blah blah we are real men here for real esreality = real man dicsuccion

every real niqqa knows the difference between a hoe and a bitch


i remember that pic of cooller with that bitch when quake was cool and i was like damnnnnn i needs to step mines game up because i want a bitch like that

so does the ESPORT PROS get them hoes?

this one for all the homies that remember =]
Edited by Teen Queen at 18:06 CDT, 22 September 2016 - 4093 Hits
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