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Advices from Fizzle #3 (4 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 11:03 GMT, 13 January 2017 - iMsg
one thing i know from hustlin out here on these hard streets

ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

you understand me?

this means in lie you have to do what you have to do

DONT TAKE NO BS
SOCK THAT BITCH IN HIS FACE is he tries to make you a fool

if you gotta step on 10 to get a dollar then you STEP ON 10 PEOPLE

have a fun weekend my brothers and keep you chin up =]

*hits that blunt*
[shoutout to Xou]
-peace (Y)
Fiz
Edited by Fizzle at 11:05 GMT, 13 January 2017 - 234 Hits
Advices from Fizzle #2 (5 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 19:17 GMT, 11 January 2017 - iMsg
welcome to advice from fizzle #2

so this time i will drop some pure mathmatic dope ass advice on yo ass for free, ya boy dizzle got yo back, as long as we remin ESR brothers, im always gonna pass you the blunt of advices =]

so today listen here ESR!!

Don't it always seem to go. That you don't know what you've got. Till it's gone

trust me bruh

you dont know what you git till its gone

keep a blunt lit you dont know what you got til its goooneeee
oooooooo weeeee
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How much does ESR cost? (21 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 14:22 GMT, 11 January 2017 - iMsg
How much is ESR worth?

I am looking to acquire the website... name your price... i got the cash

i will take ESR into the FUTURE

Sujoy if you see this, PM me
name your price

im a six figure niqqa
Edited by Fizzle at 15:38 GMT, 12 January 2017 - 850 Hits
Interesting video that i found (5 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 15:52 GMT, 8 January 2017 - iMsg
i was on this website called youtube

i find vidoo
romero playing doom

i was trippin last night and fist thought i had been transported back to 1993 or something and i started bussin caps in my monitor

*rip momment of silence for monitor real quick *

anyway i woke up and found the video again, real interesting like the way they are so excited for DOOM

remember when we used to get that euphoric feeling from playing quake???

REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO SHOUT
"BITS BITS BITS"
when the zombie mans exploded???


check it out =]<o~~~
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Talk to me, I'll understand... (11 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 21:21 GMT, 5 January 2017 - iMsg
This is a thread for my boys that are currently down and out.

Hold tight, come and vent in this thread.

Ya boi dizzle is here for you!!

I am very sad and depressed currently and it seems that most people in my current situation want me dead and want me to leave!

No I KEEP THE BUSINESS moving forward but i am making sad moves indeed =[

*sparks tha blunt of eternal sadness*

im here for you
i hope you are here for me??? i am lookin for the lite

im tryna keep my chin up but im so down all the time mane =[
2017 LOOKS A BAD YEAR FOR ME
I HOPE I LIVE THRU THIS BAD TIME

if somebody wants to go deep with me and here my full story, please PM me !
Edited by Fizzle at 21:23 GMT, 5 January 2017 - 632 Hits
how many mid air do you do daily? (16 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 13:36 GMT, 4 January 2017 - iMsg
how many mid air shots do you land on a daily basis?

i am about 10 mid air a day

i land 5 of my mid airs in real life

and 5 of em in my games

=]
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Dealing with a no good hoe! (8 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 19:33 GMT, 26 December 2016 - iMsg
Just a bit of advice for my ESR brothers =]

If you ever need to beat back and tell some dirty ass hoe to stop riding yo dick after that one time you fucked that bitch and she keep coming back for mo but you already got bouta 20 hoes and you wanna keep one o dem yo main bitch

just tell that bitch like this:

I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P-I-M-P
Edited by Fizzle at 19:33 GMT, 26 December 2016 - 629 Hits
Looking for buddies... (23 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 11:34 GMT, 22 December 2016 - iMsg
I have set my goals high on ESReality over the years.

My greatest achievement not just on ESR but in life is achieving some of the buddy list additions that I have made on this website, my greatest life time achievments being added back by these legends:

LIST OF LEGENDS THAT HAVE ADD ME BACK
basbaas
epicus147
koOma
losty
Meph1stoo
nsx0r
quake is potat
senior money mustache
skulp
Teen Queen
Herezja

thank you for adding me back, i love and cherish every single last one of you legends. i pass you the blunt eternally =]<o~~


My current goal is that some day these people will add me back as a buddy =]

DREAM BUDDY LIST - PLEASE ADD ME =]

gojira_
jamalz
Jamerio
wem420
Xou
Disrepute
nvc
ddk
pecka_
funnyb
weird
noctis
twister
sonic
ika
p0rt
pacmanpl

If you are reading this and are on my dream buddy list, please make my christmas wish come true and smash THAT BUDDY BUTTON =]

as... i have not been giving long left to live =[

*hits tha blunt*
-peace (Y)

Edited by Fizzle at 10:58 GMT, 23 December 2016 - 1183 Hits
COOLLER's Next Business Moves (24 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 08:48 GMT, 16 December 2016 - iMsg
Am I the only one that thinks that COOLLER should make his own brand of coolling refereshments?

His slogan could be like: THE COOLLER WAY TO DO IT

He could make a BOMB in the summer with his COOLLER referehments line like the "Water COOLLER" , the "COOLLER Freezer", the "COOLLER Bottle Opener", the "COOLLER Beer"

Seriously that would be da shiznit =]


THIS IS DA SCENE - THE HEAT IS ON @ LAN - ITS HOT AS FUKK !!
WE AS ESR brothers all sat in the back of the club coolin down sippin a cold COOLLER BEER as we watch classic quake matches and pass tha blunt =]<o~~~
Edited by Fizzle at 09:02 GMT, 16 December 2016 - 1561 Hits
Tourney Game Mod FROM QUAKE 4 (9 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 13:18 GMT, 15 December 2016 - iMsg
Anyone else wish they had put TOURNEY from Quake 4 into QL???

Maybe it was just tha blunts dat i been smokin back in tha day but i remember this game mod to be real fun for me and my friends when we used to play we woold have such laughs almost choking on the laughs WE USED TO HAVE =] when i could not afford good weed

much time passed but da the memories are as clear as tha blunt smoke in 2016

WHO REMEMBERS THIS GAME MODE??? TOURNEY!

Why it only appears in Quake 4!?!!?! BEAST GAME MOD =]

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How will you spend Christmas 2016? (43 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 16:34 GMT, 13 December 2016 - iMsg
THAT TIME HAS COME AGAIN my brothers =]

tis da seasn of the that festivities and I WANNA KNOW how you will spend it!!!!

personally i will spend the time back in PL with my fam besides me, probably hold a moment of silence for my fallen niqqas (av3k) and spark a blunt in they name as we unwrap the presents, i will give dizzle jr his first experience on tha blunt too.

i hope you has a good christmas this time ESR my brothers =]

how you gonna spend it?? if you want you can spend it with me !
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CPMA EUROPE LAN? (4 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 09:31 GMT, 8 December 2016 - iMsg
So with all this talk of CPM cups and world cups and general hive of activity back in the community.

I am being very serious here, when the heck are we gonna get together to have a LAN in Europe?

I feel it would be the next logical step in bringing back a good and healthy scene in the EU for CPMA.

I would be in attendance if such a thing could be organiced.

I feel most people that still want to paly CPM in european regions would have been waiting for a LAN event for a long time coming, lets be real.

I call on the KEY players in the scene that could bring a LAN forward to come together, I can donate monies and do something to help and many more would do this surely?

BLAST TO DA PAST =]
Edited by Fizzle at 09:39 GMT, 8 December 2016 - 1030 Hits
A question for ESR (17 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 13:15 GMT, 7 December 2016 - iMsg
I have noticed over they years about some of the users on ESR and the STATUS they have achieved... hmmm it makeing me wonder =]<o~~~

How does one reach "TRUSTED USER" or the "VIP" status

How do you become one that the GODz of ESR can trust?

I am a lowly regular and i am happy with my situations but I have secretly aspired that one day i might get a status such as the likes of Xou

what is the story behind these statuses? i need to be dosed in a ESR history session!
Edited by Teen Queen at 18:06 GMT, 7 December 2016 - 745 Hits
The Effect "Tha Blunt" Has Had On Gaming (10 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 15:39 GMT, 5 December 2016 - iMsg
Hello Fellow Gamers of ESR...

I have been conducting experiments with "tha blunt" and as part of my ongoing research project I have noticed a direct link between "tha blunt" and professional video games and that most "pro gamers" have used "tha blunt" at least once in their professional careers.

I have been reaching out to professional players from many scenes and have had a mixed responses regarding this question, most as you can guess shot me down (what does that Fizzle man want... stupid troll... what could he ever accomplish? i will ignore his message in an attempt to stomp him from reaching the end of his research)

From what I can tell is that for the most part people that buss the blunt are more likely to be a professional gamer or in the least be a bit more competitive with their game.

I know we have our collective of blunted folks here on ESR but i am suprised to know how many of us actually buss the blunt regularly, much more than i had first thought! =]

I am still on my research mission to find the effect tha blunt has on quake and on gamers in general.

If you would like to have some forrmal questioning on the matter or be more involved in my extensive research which may or may not be used in my FINAL DOCUMENT OF ANALYSIS which is currently titled "What Effect Does Tha Blunt Have On Gamers" then inbox me here on ESR.

I am currently blunted on some of the strongest shit known to mankind and I feel more at ease with the world and subsequent FORUMS of the world, I feel motivated and confident in my efforts.

Please let me know what effect "tha blunt" has had on your professional gaming experiences, you might end up in my papers!
Edited by Teen Queen at 15:49 GMT, 5 December 2016 - 683 Hits
Best GAME you PLAYED past 10 YEARS? (113 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 09:27 GMT, 29 November 2016 - iMsg
I SAID AYOOOOOOOOO

I SAID AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS CHA BOI FIZZLE back with a new tread =]

If me [Fizzle] was at the bar with you [legend reader of this post AKA you] and i order you a cold one and you take a couple sips and i look at you in the EYES and we pause for just a sec =]

THEN I ASK YOU THE QUESTION

"so =] what is de best game you played in last 10 years"

if you asked me that i would say QUAKE LIVE

but i am more interest in your choice please let me know

SO I CAN JUDGE YOUR TASTE IN VIDEO GAMES =]
[bonus question: what do you drink in the bar"]
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BEST METHOD TO DISPOSE OF TRASH (29 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 09:35 GMT, 25 November 2016 - iMsg
OK OK OK ESR

put yourself in my shoe

i am in this situation

i had my COMPETITORS in my neighborhood trying to hustle on my patch and i DO NOT WANT people cuttin into my profits

you feel me?

so i had to make a NECCESSARY MOVE to keep my "BUSINESSES" moving in forward and new direction.... so now sticky situation

i said my best boys to dispose of this trash

now i have problematics

how do you best dispose of this "TRASH"

- i make these thread here because ESR always had my back in the past -

ESR fam u always cum thru so cum thru for a niqqa
-peace
fizzle (Y)

=]
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best time to buss the blunt? (41 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 16:16 GMT, 18 November 2016 - iMsg
when is the bess time to buss the blunt?? =]

i like to buss the blunt after i am successing at something for example when i beat a bitch into submission on the streets =]

or when i make that mid air frag on DM6

you know what the fuck i do???

i buss the blunt =]<o~~~

i wanna know NOW when is your fav time to buss the blunt

tonight i will buss the blunt and eat some chips and analysis my next "BUSINESS" move

you feel me

*busses the blunt*
=]<o~~~

-peace (Y)
fizzle
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HELP ME BUILD A PC PLEASE (3 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 08:52 GMT, 18 November 2016 - iMsg
yooooo ESR =]

wat up doe i hope your are good and you putin bread on the table etc

i need your advices!!!

HELP ME BUILD A CHEAP PC

that compatible to run a CS:GO and a Quake Live on MAX SETTINGS with 144FPS+++

please cheap the better

i have budgets some 2100 PLN.

any response is appecriated

thank you for reading and have a nice time today =]<o~~~

if all fails i steal PC from local lan PARTY =] no problem
Edited by Fizzle at 09:59 GMT, 18 November 2016 - 493 Hits
BUYING QUAKE MERCH (11 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 11:17 GMT, 2 November 2016 - iMsg
ello ello ESR

i am postin 2 U LIVE from the big CIT AY of LAN-DAN and how are you me old mate?? =]

I AM LOOKING TO BUY QUAKE RELATED MERCH

official or unofficial

as long as its OLD SKOOL - U KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN =]

LIKE a TEE SHURT from a lan or official shirt from quake con etc

i got the money and u know how

i hustle on that hard polish street and i got bitches runnin conners in LAN-DAN
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Rare alternative dimension (18 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 12:53 BST, 26 October 2016 - iMsg
so i watched this movies about alternative dimensions

had a thought, a thought yup and i was blunted as a mofucker

but still it runs true

SOMEWHERE in an alternative dimension.....

QUAKE IS STILL KING OF ESPORTS

so i propose we all go to this dimension.... how??
i have the blueprint and the first steps to put it in place

VIDEO PROOF????????

i have tested it and YESSS i have been there, QUAKE IS STILL KING AND we are all rollin hard like we did @ LAN 1996 - 2006

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE

please PM me and we can arrange an exchange of info and meetup
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I AM IN LONDON SOON (30 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 12:24 BST, 13 October 2016 - iMsg
YO ESR

So I will be visiting London soon on the weekend starting 28th October and staying until i runs out of money basiclly hehe =]

i will be brining nobody, am leaving wife and my son at home (phew) so i can get as KRAZY as i want oi oi yes indeed i am gonna fly off that handle like we used to @ LAN in 2002--- anyway

anybody want to meet me or just say hello or something just PM me and we can arrange sumthing

i will document my time in london and report back on ESR

so why not join my journey? come say hello or spend some qualit-E time wid cha boi ya feel me =] haha

have some tourist time, fun time, and ofc blunt time =]<o~~

let me know in this journal o mine or PM me

-peace (Y)
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c (42 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 17:00 BST, 11 October 2016 - iMsg
ddd
Edited by Fizzle at 10:53 GMT, 9 December 2016 - 1933 Hits
THE IDEAL LAN 2016 (16 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 10:22 BST, 29 September 2016 - iMsg
I am making this thread as to take some input from the Quake community =]

I am planning a LAN maybe just me and my old friends from back in the day or maybe if we get the "funding" we will expand and invite ESR to our fist LAN but you feel me?? "funding" is if we wanna put bread on the table we gotta hustle in these hard polish streets so it is a priority - paypal ??? credit card - thank you =]

for me in no particular order these events + thing MUST take place @ LAN
• QW + CPMA + QUAKE LIVE TDM
• Duel cup
• blunt sesssion =]<o~~~
• hoes + biches
• pizza delivery
• arm wrestles
• stealing of the machinary
• coke session
• emotions
• couch session
• memory session + nostalgia + let it out of you
• fight + a bit of crack session
• race with real car / drift in the big wheels

So i need your thoughts ESR -

What is your ideal LAN?
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Esports got me a bitch (20 comments)
Posted by Fizzle @ 12:45 BST, 22 September 2016 - iMsg
Does playing top level of esports net you a bitch or a hoe?

like dont come in here saying about women rights and all that blah blah we are real men here for real esreality = real man dicsuccion

every real niqqa knows the difference between a hoe and a bitch


i remember that pic of cooller with that bitch when quake was cool and i was like damnnnnn i needs to step mines game up because i want a bitch like that

so does the ESPORT PROS get them hoes?

this one for all the homies that remember =]
Edited by Teen Queen at 00:06 BST, 23 September 2016 - 1631 Hits
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